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Old 08-03-01   #41
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Blondes are likes bowling balls: you pick them up, finger them, throw them in the gutter and they comd back for more!
Issues? Well, I have placed a couple old, but fair filthy jokes on Sick Simon's Thread. What do you think of that?:p
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Old 07-17-02   #42
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I like these jokes . . . . .
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Old 07-17-02   #43
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Old 07-22-02   #44
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Q:why did the blonde have bruises around her belly button?

A:no one said her blonde boyfriend was smart either...
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Q: what's the difference between a magician and a blonde kickline?


A: one has a cunning array of stunts....
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Old 07-22-02   #46
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why wouldn't they let the blonde swim in the atlantic ocean anymore?


they couldn't get the smell outa the fish
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Old 07-24-02   #47
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Old 07-29-02   #48
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Q. How do you make a blonde's eye's light up?

A. Shine a torch in her ears.
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A blonde comes home early from work one day to find her boyfriend is having it away with her best friend. She goes downstairs to get the gun, runs back upstairs and points the gun at her head screaming 'I'm gonna kill myself!' Her boyfriend says 'Don't do that honey' to which she replies 'shut up! you're next!'
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Old 08-02-02   #50
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Q: what's the difference between a magician and a blonde kickline?

A: one has a cunning array of stunts....
That's the only new one I've seen on here! I love it!

As for the fish thing, I heard it differently-- let me see if I remember . . . . .

Q. What did God say when Eve jumped into the water?

A. Oh, no-- now we'll never get that smell off of the fish!!!

As for the other ones, I've heard them, but I've heard them better. Man, I think I've heard at least 75% of all existing blonde jokes.
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Old 08-05-02   #51
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Some blonde jokes I heard, some of these are quite cruel

Q) what do you call a bruneete between 2 blondes...

A) An interpreter

Q) What do you call a Blonde who dies her hair brown

A) Artificial intellegence

Q) what does a blonde use for protection during sex

A) A bus shelter

Q) Why does a blonde wear knickers/panties

A) To keep her ankles warm

Q) WHy do you never want to slepe with a blonde virgin

A) if she's not good enough for anyone else, she's not good enough for you.

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Q) what's a blonde's mating call?

A) I'm Drunk!

Q)if that doesn't work?

A) hey you dumb assholes i said i'm drunk!

Q) what's the brunette's mating call?

A) hey all the blondes are gone!
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Q) what's a brunette who's phone rings on a friday night?

A) startled
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Q) what's black and blue and brown and lying in a ditch?

A) a brunette who's told too many blonde jokes
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how's this?

A blond is walking down the street one day and spots a brunette walking with one foot on the curb and one foot on the street. She’s looking straight down at her feet and with each bobbing step she repeats “eight, eight, eight…” The blond finds this fascinating and begins to follow her and mimic her walking and repeats “eight, eight, eight…” About a minute later, the dynamic duo reaches a corner. The brunette turns and the blond, who is having the time of her life, walks right out into the street and gets slammed by a car! The brunette looks back and then continues on her way repeating “nine, nine, nine…”.
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Old 08-16-02   #57
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I like blondes, except for a few of you, couple of you look really goofy....
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i m not blonde .....
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but you still look goofy?
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WHAT?!!!?? THATS NOT WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT BLONDES!!!
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