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Old 12-11-17   #1
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Fuck Snow

My delicate southern sensibilities are offended by the presence of snow. Please cease and desist with this savage affrontery.

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Are you saying you DON'T want to build a snowman
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Are you calling me a slut?
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Climate chaos is coming early this year mala fukas it might snow in Florida if I'm lucky
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I would never shame you for your snowslut ways, Megsy-poo.
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I keep smelling Kool Aid. That's not a joke or anything. I legit can't stop smelling the odor of Kool Aid. Am I having a stroke?
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It would be toast if it was a stroke.

Unless you have really weird genes.

If you are legitimately smelling koolaid everywhere, check if other people can smell it on your breath. If they can that probably means your blood sugar is too high, which may be a sign of diabetes and you're going to have to see a doctor about that.
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Yea defly see a doctor abouts that
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Maybe youre pregnant I just thought of that
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Do you know where your fish is sourced? Pacific caught fish may be riddled with fukishima radioactivity.
I suggest an Atlantic caught cod diet.
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I don't have diabetes, you nutjob.
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I know we usually fuck about and hugglestabs, but if you're legitimately smelling a sweet, fruity scent everywhere you need to talk to a doctor and diabetes is a legitimate possibility there. That's a very common symptom of hypoglycemia.
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No. I'll tell you why.

I have MS. I go into the hospital every 28 days to get a drug infusion. This drug is super dangerous and carries a high risk of a fatal brain infection. My current risk index is 1 in 150. To ensure I don't have PML, I am under near constant medical surveillance. Including, but not limited to, monthly pregnancy tests, liver and kidney function tests, full blood panel, blood sugar/glucose, vitamin deficiency indicators, monthly MRIs.

If I sneeze, it's all hands on deck. Such is my life.

Sometimes weird shit happens to me. The brain is a funny thing. And when it's broken, it does weird shit. I once went 6 months with my second toe curling over my big toe on my right foot. Not because of any orthopedic issue, but because I had a lesion on a certain brain area.

And now my overshare is done. Next week I'll tell you about my menstrual cycle and the effects of running on my flow patterns.

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While we are sharing I'm fat now and have a huge beer gut
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god *u**i** damn it is so fucking boring... when will my wrist and razor wed!!! willowthewisp is torture, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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I feel as though posts like the above are the glue that holds this site together.
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I told a touching story from my youth. WL opened up about her personal medical issues. Simon admitted to his beer gut. Whaddup, DM? Open up, big daddy!
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