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Old 03-24-03   #1
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Frankenpenis...

a man named viagris died and his magical blue pants brought his penis to life, which could now control his body and he want on a sexual frenzy throughout the town until he was shot in the crotch with a silver bullet

THE END

*dont ask*
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Old 03-24-03   #2
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a man named viagris died and his magical blue pants brought his penis to life, which could now control his body and he want on a sexual frenzy throughout the town until he was shot in the crotch with a silver bullet

THE END

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what the fuck?

do you smoke crack?
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Old 04-01-03   #4
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HCP! where've you been? i havent seen you around in a long time
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ok i do have to ask, well i mean i think i do.. is there more to this then i think there is? so many questions...
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