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Old 01-18-02   #1
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A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off and finding no broken bones or serious injury, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation.

A long period of silence followed, but finally the priest spoke in a
solemn tone. "Well,Holy Sister, this looks pretty grim."

"I know, Blessed Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can
survive more than a day or two even if we are given God's help."

"I agree," says the Father pensively. "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me that normally I would NEVER request?"

"Anything, Father."

"I have never seen a woman's breasts, and I was wondering if I might see yours."

"Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm." The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty .

"Sister, would you mind if I touched them?"

She bashfully consented and he fondled them for several minutes.

She whispered softly as her face reddened,"Father, could I ask something of you?"

"Yes, Sister?" (His eyes lit up.)

"I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?"

"I supposed that would be OK," the priest replied, lifting his robe.

"Oh, Father, may I touch it?" The priest consented, and after a few minutes of investigative fondling, he was the proud possessor a huge erection.

In a moment of guilt and remorse, the Priest spoke in reverence, "Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give life."

The Nun responded naively, "Is that really true, Father?"

"Yes it is, Sister."

"Then stick it in the camel, and let's get the hell out of here!"
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