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Old 12-31-04   #1
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Last rant of 2004

Okay so I keep repeating to myself that changes need to be made for the world at the begining of 2005. Correct me if Im wrong here but haven't any of you ever wanted to just tell the world what pisses you off and what should change? Oh so its just me then.... Oh well....

So heres my last rant of 2004 and try to repeat this without taking a breath... Anyone else who wants to rant can do the same.

I think that kids should stop wearing slutty clothes and stop cutting the oxygen supply from their asses with jeans that are ten sizes too small for them. How are they supposed to think when their asses are choked of air?

Men should stop thinking that by saying sorry, everything is alright. Its not fuckers. How would you feel if I kicked you in the nuts and then straight afterwards said. "Oh, sorry!"? You fuckers would go on about it for ages afterwards so shut the fuck up! Just because you say sorry doesn't mean that chicks are gonna be like. "Okay! Im soooo happy now!" Its a pipedream fuckers... How about you just say "Im not really sorry, Im just saying something to shut you the fuck up.... Make it an issue, I will put it down to PMS... You will break... If I tell you to shut your piehole for a little while... You will crack and don't worry, I think it will be all better once I try to stick my dick in your mouth."

Just because some chicks plaster themselves in makeup doesn't mean to say that its going to make them pretty. Im no oil painting so I gave up the ghost ages ago and now I only wear makeup when I wanna look like Adam and the ants. Or something like that. STOP PUTTING 3INCH THICK MAKEUP ON YOUR FACES AND THEN WONDER WHY YOU HAVE ACNE! I THOUGHT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN OBVIOUS BY NOW THAT THE MORE YOU CLOG UP YOUR PORES WITH CHEAP FOUNDATION, THE MORE SPOTS YOU WILL GET. FUUUUUCCCCKKKK!

I am sick and tired of ordering the same pizza from different pizza takeouts. Hey heres an idea... Why not next year CHANGE THE FUCKING MENU!!!???

Im a smoker... Ontario has this no smoking anywhere in a bar at all law out. What a fucking jip! Smokers pay the tax so people can get healthcare in Ontario amongst other things and we can't even sit in a bar and have a smoke? What is this world comming to? Its turning like California. It doesn't deter me from smoking to be honest... It makes me want to smoke more. If non-smokers have a problem with someone smoking in a bar then why don't they just walk out onto a freezing cold patio and stand there? Im sick of that fucking stupid law. Next year they should let smokers back inside to smoke.

TV COMMERCIALS! THEY PISS ME OFF!

Make McDonalds Illegal.

Make curling illegal.

Make Tim Hourtons illegal.

Bring back hockey.

Make the age of consent 20 years old.

Make it legal to bitchslap someone.

Make it illegal to act stupid.

Bodycheck Bush.
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Men should stop thinking that by saying sorry, everything is alright. Its not fuckers. How would you feel if I kicked you in the nuts and then straight afterwards said. "Oh, sorry!"? You fuckers would go on about it for ages afterwards so shut the fuck up! Just because you say sorry doesn't mean that chicks are gonna be like. "Okay! Im soooo happy now!" Its a pipedream fuckers... How about you just say "Im not really sorry, Im just saying something to shut you the fuck up....
Oh this applies to women too.
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Oh this applies to women too.
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Make manbeaters... OWWWW I got craps...

Oh yeah, make manbeaters legal!
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I think men should suffer womens problems also... That would rule...
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I think that kids should stop wearing slutty clothes and stop cutting the oxygen supply from their asses with jeans that are ten sizes too small for them. How are they supposed to think when their asses are choked of air?
Then I would have no reason to ever visit a mall.

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Men should stop thinking that by saying sorry, everything is alright. Its not fuckers. How would you feel if I kicked you in the nuts and then straight afterwards said. "Oh, sorry!"? You fuckers would go on about it for ages afterwards so shut the fuck up! Just because you say sorry doesn't mean that chicks are gonna be like. "Okay! Im soooo happy now!" Its a pipedream fuckers... How about you just say "Im not really sorry, Im just saying something to shut you the fuck up.... Make it an issue, I will put it down to PMS... You will break... If I tell you to shut your piehole for a little while... You will crack and don't worry, I think it will be all better once I try to stick my dick in your mouth."
I'm going to try this. I think it might work.

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Im a smoker... Ontario has this no smoking anywhere in a bar at all law out. What a fucking jip! Smokers pay the tax so people can get healthcare in Ontario amongst other things and we can't even sit in a bar and have a smoke? What is this world comming to? Its turning like California. It doesn't deter me from smoking to be honest... It makes me want to smoke more. If non-smokers have a problem with someone smoking in a bar then why don't they just walk out onto a freezing cold patio and stand there? Im sick of that fucking stupid law. Next year they should let smokers back inside to smoke.
My city starts this in February. I could go on a long rant about how that is a violation of private property rights, but I won't.

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Make curling illegal.
Is that the stupid thing Canadians do with a broom?

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Bring back hockey.
Ban hockey, and basketball, and base ball. Baseball is too boring. Hockey and basketball are too chaotic, all I see are a bunch of guys going around in circles and everyone is trying to score. I can see that in any bar on a Saturday night.

Football is the only sport that should be allowed, and I mean American Football, not that pussy soccer.

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Make the age of consent 20 years old.
Yes, but only for my daughter.

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Make it legal to bitchslap someone.
You'd be bruised and bloody everyday.

So would I, probably.

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Make it illegal to act stupid.
Then there would be like 10 of us, all working as prison guards in the massive penitentiary where everyone else lives.

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Bodycheck Bush.
You'd love that wouldn't you. You're hot for him. I can tell.
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Im not hot for Bush... I would bitchslap bush if they made bitchslapping legal. Curling is pointless sport andcar is awsome along with hockey, american football is full of gay guys getting sweaty, I see enough of that when Im out with my buddy brian at Babylon in Toronto on a friday night thank you.
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I don't think that it makes a difference what the age of consent is, people are still going to shag when they want...
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Okay so I keep repeating to myself that changes need to be made for the world at the begining of 2005. Correct me if Im wrong here but haven't any of you ever wanted to just tell the world what pisses you off and what should change? Oh so its just me then.... Oh well....

So heres my last rant of 2004 and try to repeat this without taking a breath... Anyone else who wants to rant can do the same.

I think that kids should stop wearing slutty clothes and stop cutting the oxygen supply from their asses with jeans that are ten sizes too small for them. How are they supposed to think when their asses are choked of air?

Men should stop thinking that by saying sorry, everything is alright. Its not fuckers. How would you feel if I kicked you in the nuts and then straight afterwards said. "Oh, sorry!"? You fuckers would go on about it for ages afterwards so shut the fuck up! Just because you say sorry doesn't mean that chicks are gonna be like. "Okay! Im soooo happy now!" Its a pipedream fuckers... How about you just say "Im not really sorry, Im just saying something to shut you the fuck up.... Make it an issue, I will put it down to PMS... You will break... If I tell you to shut your piehole for a little while... You will crack and don't worry, I think it will be all better once I try to stick my dick in your mouth."

Just because some chicks plaster themselves in makeup doesn't mean to say that its going to make them pretty. Im no oil painting so I gave up the ghost ages ago and now I only wear makeup when I wanna look like Adam and the ants. Or something like that. STOP PUTTING 3INCH THICK MAKEUP ON YOUR FACES AND THEN WONDER WHY YOU HAVE ACNE! I THOUGHT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN OBVIOUS BY NOW THAT THE MORE YOU CLOG UP YOUR PORES WITH CHEAP FOUNDATION, THE MORE SPOTS YOU WILL GET. FUUUUUCCCCKKKK!

I am sick and tired of ordering the same pizza from different pizza takeouts. Hey heres an idea... Why not next year CHANGE THE FUCKING MENU!!!???

Im a smoker... Ontario has this no smoking anywhere in a bar at all law out. What a fucking jip! Smokers pay the tax so people can get healthcare in Ontario amongst other things and we can't even sit in a bar and have a smoke? What is this world comming to? Its turning like California. It doesn't deter me from smoking to be honest... It makes me want to smoke more. If non-smokers have a problem with someone smoking in a bar then why don't they just walk out onto a freezing cold patio and stand there? Im sick of that fucking stupid law. Next year they should let smokers back inside to smoke.

TV COMMERCIALS! THEY PISS ME OFF!

Make McDonalds Illegal.

Make curling illegal.

Make Tim Hourtons illegal.

Bring back hockey.

Make the age of consent 20 years old.

Make it legal to bitchslap someone.

Make it illegal to act stupid.

Bodycheck Bush.
Cheers to that.
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rock...mini rant time.

Start using your fucking blinker when changing lanes!! It's like saying "excuse me" when stepping infront of someone. If I see you actively trying to change lanes without a blinker, I will purpousely screw you over till I see that flashing light! .. fucking tourists... although the residents here are just as bad.

Say "thank you" or whatever when someone holds the door for you, or at least acknowledge them. If you don't, you run a serious risk of being tossed right back out via a kick to the ass!

I'm sick of seeing these over the top "gawwwwwthic" manson kids here in Florida. Dump the excessive makeup you jacked from your moms collection, stop advertising shitty bands on your chest, and stop shopping at hot topic. You're annoying in how naive you are. .. also, if you don't know who Peter Murphy or Sisters of Mercy are... you also run a risk of a foot to the ass.

I'm sick of the loyalist here in America.. yes, it's not patriotism, it's Loyalism.

Remember when your parents said "dont watch too much Tv, it'll rot your brain" .. whatever happened to that saying? Because they were absolutely right. Turn the TV off. listen to music, read a book, interact with people!

- SUV's are gaudy pieces of junk, ..if you drive one, flip it and get something else.
- Arrrrrr....no more hurricanes, ever.
- I hate beer. Well, domestic beer sucks, but I'll take a Guinness... and a spoon
- Malls should rent out cattle prods to help move crowds durring the holidays.

... I'm not mad, really. Just ranting.
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Everyone have a happy new year but I tell you this now... If I get my tit felt by anyone, I will kick your ass... I think they should chop off the hands of pervy men. Fucking knobheads.

Yeah and all these jesus freaks... Piss off! Next year please keep your shitty religion to yourselves, I don't worship anything or anyone who has a penis under 8 inches so if god has a penis under that then he can forget it...

New p0rn! Make new p0rn next year damn it!

And PLEASE! Next year can someone Tell Mary Manson that he is a talentless fuck with NO shock value...
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Ban hockey, and basketball, and base ball. Baseball is too boring. Hockey and basketball are too chaotic, all I see are a bunch of guys going around in circles and everyone is trying to score. I can see that in any bar on a Saturday night.

Football is the only sport that should be allowed, and I mean American Football, not that pussy soccer.
I'm with you there. I used to like hockey, but football ruined it for me. How? You never see a hockey player help a player from the opposite team up off the ice, and you see it all the time in football. (edit: off the turf in football, duh ) It made me realize how nasty hockey really is. It's not the contact, hell football has as much contact. It's not even the fights. It's the lack of respect, and lack of rules. Ultimate fighting isn't near as nasty as hockey, because they respect each other. Hockey players do all they can get away with and then some. Fucking dives and face-washes....never see that in football.

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I'm with you there. I used to like hockey, but football ruined it for me. How? You never see a hockey player help a player from the opposite team up off the ice, and you see it all the time in football. It made me realize how nasty hockey really is. It's not the contact, hell football has as much contact. It's not even the fights. It's the lack of respect, and lack of rules. Ultimate fighting isn't near as nasty as hockey, because they respect each other. Hockey players do all they can get away with and then some. Fucking dives and face-washes....never see that in football.
Yes, all true, and football is the perfect sport, it has just the right mix of order, chaos, and strategy, where every player is a specialist with a specific job.
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Yah...and NFL. CFL sucks....sorry it has to be said. Canada should just have teams in the NFL.
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Oh? We're making bitchslapping legal?

~bitchslaps Len for not being in touch more often~
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make everyone read philosophy goddamn it.....ya'll are ignorant and fuckin' stupid, so read some goddamn philosophy.....fuckin' pathetic pieces of shit

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Oh? We're making bitchslapping legal?

~bitchslaps Len for not being in touch more often~
*GOing to call beautie tomorrow if she is in, cuz neenz misses her. For sure* Love you baby!
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