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Old 05-27-09   #1
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Some sorta pressure

Ya, so silly me, went ahead and smashed some dancer at mardi gras 2 days ago, next thing you know I feel this like bloated pressure in my lower stomach in my bladder. I don't know if it's serious or what but it hurts and its annoying as all fuck. I got a docs appointment at noon, but this shit is keeping me from relaxing. I don't even want to smoke right now. Any ideas?
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Welcome to HSV. There are two different types of genital herpes, I don't which one is worse but it sucks and it does not go away ever.
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I am pretty sure it isnt herpes, its way too soon for it to do anything herpes takes time to develop. I was reading and I may have just caught a UTI infection which is common from oral sex. Makes sense, I never screw without a rubber. Head on the other hand...
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oh I see, yea I had that once. They give you these pills that make you piss NEON freaking yellow, be careful UTI can be deadly.
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Ok I have a problem maybe you guys can help me out because I assume most of you are into occult and stuff. Crows follow me, they follow me and they crow VERY loud at me, much louder than they do any other time, like they are trying to get my attention. I'm not sure what this means but I'm pretty sure that it means something. It's starting to get really eerie and every time I see one it's staring at me. What the fuck.
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Ya, so silly me, went ahead and smashed some dancer at mardi gras 2 days ago, next thing you know I feel this like bloated pressure in my lower stomach in my bladder. I don't know if it's serious or what but it hurts and its annoying as all fuck. I got a docs appointment at noon, but this shit is keeping me from relaxing. I don't even want to smoke right now. Any ideas?
You smashed her pasty!!!! Haha!

Could be The Clap hunny... You can get that in your mouth and in your eye and in your back-eye and on yer junk... My dirty ex gave me the clap a few years ago. He was a disgusting bastard, just took that to make me realise it.

PS. UTI's make it hard and painful for you to pee... Doesn't sound like it.
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yeah went to the doc and he said it was indeed just a bladder infection possibly caused by oral sex or having sex with a full bladder.
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This whole ordeal might put me off sex for like at least a month... but it was one of the first chicks i started banging since i broke it off with my ex... so i was kind of mentally fucked up, drunk and very stoned. Not a wise move on my part for sure.
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I'd say. (Nowhere I haven't been, though).
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This whole ordeal might put me off sex for like at least a month... but it was one of the first chicks i started banging since i broke it off with my ex... so i was kind of mentally fucked up, drunk and very stoned. Not a wise move on my part for sure.
You broke up with your girl? Gutted, sorry to hear that man. Glad it wasn't The Clap... Not a nice thing to catch.

Worst thing about it was that I stayed faithful to the fucking twathole for all those years and would never have known what he was up to if I didn't catch that. I had never had an STI in my life, I was always careful who I had sex with. Didn't think I needed anything seen as I was in a relationship with him for 5 effing years. That put me off sex for a year. I was not impressed.

So I just have to ask this Billy, considering that I'm curious and shit... Why did you and your girl split up?
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difference in opinion i suppose on what we wanted out of life. I wanted to work hard now so I could reap the rewards in free time and have children to spend it with and on. She had other plans and didn't want to have children. So. It had to end there. I cant be with someone where there is no future possibility for children. Not committed anyway.
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Well that must have hurt, you were with her for a while Billy. Sucks man, sorry to hear that.
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Sweet ass. I've been waiting for this day for years.

When are we hooking up, Billy?
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Well that must have hurt, you were with her for a while Billy. Sucks man, sorry to hear that.
Yes it did hurt, and yes it did suck and yes we were together forever. But at least I now know I have the stability to be in a long term relationship. Luckily though I don't plan to have another one of those for a long long long time.
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Sweet ass. I've been waiting for this day for years.

When are we hooking up, Billy?
My penis is currently accepting new vaginas 24/7 meeting 2 this weekend, but there is plenty to go around.
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Well at least you haven't lost sight of whats important. Most people (mainly me) cling to a relationship long after it's gone sour. It's fucking retarded. I mean, it's the same old, same old with me. I don't have strength to end shit like that because I'm terrified of being alone.

How shitty is that? My last relationship lasted 4 years and I spent that 4 years not being able to trust the douche because when I did, he would go off and fuck someone behind my back then I would find out and forgive the twat. I mean, imagine spending 4 years of your life unable to trust someone, constantly wondering what the fuck the person is doing and having to hear from random people who's pasty your partner smashed.

Glad I trust the guy I'm with now, although the paranoia is always there because it's something I have had to cope with for so long, it's been ingrained in my personality.

Still, I don't like to jinx myself and say that everything is great, everytime I say everything is great, something happens.

I honestly dunno how you managed to just end a relationship after so long Billy, the only reason I did it was because my ex decided to stick his dick in a family friend when she was passed out, he was caught off two people doing it... The two things that pissed me off the most was that he basically raped a girl AND the cunt KNEW she had the clap too and STILL went ahead and stuck his dick in her.
Shows his total lack of regard for my sexual health, putting me at risk like that. AND the fucker says now that 'It's debateable who gave who the clap'. I was faithful to that cunt, I had to be because I was far too fucking busy being paranoid over who he was fucking to make time to cheat on the twat.
Bitter, bitter, bitter. He's the most lowest, most disgusting creature I have ever had the displeasure of dating and I pity the next poor girl he starts dating...
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