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Old 04-26-17   #1
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If I had one, I would go back to before the year 2000 and right all the DF or tenuously related to DF wrongs between then and now. I mean personal misdoings, not 9/11 or some shit.

Here is my priority list:

1. Not sob like a little bitch when (antihero) leaves at the airport circa August 2002
2. Do not have sex with Gus circa November 2002
3. Ban Kerry Haveron circa January 2001
4. Find errantrogue's home address. Kill him.
5. When TJ Rogers said to me "you'd look cute if you went goth", turn around and slap him in the balls circa November 1998.
6. Not call Billy's girlfriend a chink with an ugly outfit. No idea when that was. I mean... it was true. But still.
7. Come up with better zingers. I was never as hilariously intelligent as I thought I was.
8. Make best friends with fr0g from October 2000.

What would you folk change?
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Old 04-26-17   #2
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Didn't we do this already
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I'd probably go back and kick my own ass for being such a pussy and not do blow with hookers.
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Off your meds again, Funky Bunch?
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Really though, to be honest I'd probably play in a band or something then I would totally do it with a human species woman in the back of a car. Oh yeah and I would have not died my hair black and paint my fingernails that really gets you a lot of ass right. Nope
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Oooh darkforum was just on the fritz again
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Oh good someone else saw that. Thought I was going crazy.
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I would go back and actually be goth. I've been listening to a lot of Joy Division and The Cure lately and I hated that shit back when it was having its late-90s renaissance. I missed out on good times. At least I always loved Type O Negative.

I would also not have sex with Gus.
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I would pay money to see fr0g and Dickster getting it on. But who would be the top...
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