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Old 04-30-05   #1
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lemme tell ya why i hate dogs

as if you actually care, as if this thread is anything more than a waste of your time, i'd like to tell you why i hate dogs...

i've always been a cat person, and peeps have asked me why i hate dogs so.....now, i'll admit that there are some rather kool fuckin' dogs out there, but generally speakin', i hate them all......it might have sumtin' to do with the fact that when i was four, a german shephard decided to use my face as a chew toy and ripped my lip off; nonetheless, my family has had many dogs, and frankly, this thread is about my dog Cubby (stupid name huh?)....

so Cubby's a mut, and he's older than shit.....like 14 yrs old or sumtin', but still very much energetic and annoying......he spends 90% of his day barkin' at leaves and cars and bugs and cats and the wind and at his tail and for the mere enjoyment of barkin'....quite annoyin'......yet, tonite, i was on the phone with a certain special someone when my dog indicated to me that he had to go outside....so i opened the door, and he ran off.....now, he does this once every so many months, and i don't blame him, he is a dog, but tonite it really pissed me off.....i had to end a conversation i was enjoyin' so i could chase my dog, and it was 1:30 in the mornin', and i can't see in the dark......and i was very tired to-boot, hopin' to get a good night sleep so i could go to a book fair this mornin', but i couldn't just leave my dog outside.....so i watched some t.v. and periodically walked outside screamin' my dogs name into the chilly night air.....but to no avail.....

long story short, and i apologize to anyone who actually sat here and read this shit, my dog finally came back to me at 6:30 in the mornin'......he was very timid to approach me, as he should've been.....i busted his ass with a good one, but what does he do? mother fucker growls at me......ooooh!!!!!!! that pissed me off....one thing i won't tolerate is my dog growlin' at me or at anyone for that matter.....so i busted his ass again, grabbed him by his collar got in his face, screamin' at him, mildly hopin' he would snap at me so i could fuckin' kill him.....but he didn't, which is good, 'cuz i do luv the goddamn mut and don't actually wanna kill him, but i made him go into his cage where he now sits........i love him, i do, he's the family pet; but i wonder, is it wrong to long for the day you'll no longer have your family dog?
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Did anyone took the time to read that?
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i did....but then again, i wrote it too....so whatever....point is, i hate dogs
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I read it.
I dont know why, but I did.

I hate teh dog.
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i love my dog, shes a boxer, yes at times dogs can be a pain in the ass.....but my Allie is my ray of sunshine.

i was sitting on the couch sipping a glass of chocolate milk when Allie came over and bumped the bottom of the glass cos she wanted to know what was in it....i was pissed and irritated cos when she bumped the galss she caused my teeth and the rim of the glass to catch my lip and it was bleeding. she knew she hurt me and that i was mad, but she put her front paws up on my legs, leaned close and licked my face in apology, she had her ears down and the sorriest look on her face. its moments like that that make me glad to have a dog.
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It's spelled "mutt," Mr. Book Fair.

And who would've thought that a dog would growl at you if you hit him really hard? THat's totally insane, man! You're damn right not to take that kind of crap! I hit my ex-girlfriend once, and she got really pissed at me! I was like, "What the FUCK?" I proceeded to smack her in the face until she stopped being pissed about it.

You don't hate dogs; you hate YOUR dog, because he's annoying. Soooo, eat a dick, animal abuser. And don't you DARE get mad.
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Agreeing with antihero...

Maybe it's time for you to move out and leave your family's dog at peace
Real tough to hit an old dog...
That is, if it is true and not made up bollocks just to look "cool"
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youre damn lucky i dont know u in real life man. hitting and abusing an old dog. leave him alone. no wonder the fucking dog ran away and interrupted your "important" phone conversation.

you better hope you never meet me cos i will damn sure hit you with my mans truck. karmas gonna fucking get you and youll come back as a dog....and if you do, i hope to god you get stuck with a shitty owner much like yourself.
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It's not that bad.
I once saw a guy put labrador puppies in a bag before he slammed them against the wall.

To confort you,the guy died of an heartattack seven years later.
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I can't see why people own pets anyway.
The only thing you get is filth,troubles and drool on your shirt.
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Agreeing with antihero...

Maybe it's time for you to move out and leave your family's dog at peace
Real tough to hit an old dog...
That is, if it is true and not made up bollocks just to look "cool"

I was on the phone while he was screaming at the dog. So no. He didn't make it up to look "cool".

And at what point did anyone mention being "tough"? If anything, sixxykins is feeling guilty. Thus him asking if it's wrong to want to get rid of a family pet. Christ. You fucking tree huggers need to GO AWAY.
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yeah, goddamn tree-huggers.....

i didn't beat the dog to a bloody pulp ya jack-asses.....i spanked his ass....like none of you ever spanked your dog's ass before.....god, ya'll are so hypocritical.....except for anti, he's just funny....seriously, you made me laugh....

but punishment doesn't equal abuse.....god.....fuckin' new age hippy wannabes
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I don't go anywhere near any dogs ass thanks very much... I don't go near any animals ass....
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yeah, goddamn tree-huggers.....

i didn't beat the dog to a bloody pulp ya jack-asses.....i spanked his ass....like none of you ever spanked your dog's ass before.....god, ya'll are so hypocritical.....except for anti, he's just funny....seriously, you made me laugh....

but punishment doesn't equal abuse.....god.....fuckin' new age hippy wannabes
i think you were the only one who figured out that i was just messing around with ya
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i dont hit dogs at all. or any animal for that matter.


so i dont care what the fuck you say or even what you call me, its wrong to raise your hand to an animal. theres ways of disciplining an animal that dont involve abuse or bodily harm.
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yeah well, you have your way i have mine....the end.
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i dont hit dogs at all. or any animal for that matter.


so i dont care what the fuck you say or even what you call me, its wrong to raise your hand to an animal. theres ways of disciplining an animal that dont involve abuse or bodily harm.

What? Like verbally berating them? Rubbing their nose in shiznat? Shut up.
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