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Old 06-24-09   #1
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i AM Officially beer drunk

Yall seen me vodka drunk, yall seen me wine, now I'm beer drunk. No armored truck robbing, just me and my awesomeness. I'll get back to you.
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Old 06-24-09   #2
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prosperity is something that would keep me occupied from the actions of my destiny.
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dude. I love beer, but I can't get drunk off the shit anymore. Unless I chug 20 one after the other. Fuck tolerance.

Congratulations on your beer drunkness. Have a jolly ol' time.
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same. I just get a headache now after too many beers - no drunk.

that sucks balls, I remember back when I was like 15 and I could get shitfaced off a sixpack.
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Old 06-25-09   #5
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i thought it took sik at least 2 prescriptions, a needle and a gallon of moonshine to even get slightly tilted?
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i thought it took sik at least 2 prescriptions, a needle and a gallon of moonshine to even get slightly tilted?
Nah Arsi, you're thinking of Tiggs.
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nuh-Uh! no needles here.. ever!!!
and moonshine? why would i drink that stuff?


Now if it were properly made applejack.....
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prosperity is something that would keep me occupied from the actions of my destiny.
And what is your destiny? And should I be worried about it enough to pay you off?


..tonight I am determined to reach beer-drunk. I am on my 7th beer. Beer drunkness shall be mine.
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I think the only way I could get beer-drunk at this point is with a two story beer bong and a case of imported beer in one shot.

that would be epic.
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that would be a monumental occasion indeed. And would totally be youtube worthy.

Whats up with this floating lotus media? My curiosity is aroused.
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that would be a monumental occasion indeed. And would totally be youtube worthy.

Whats up with this floating lotus media? My curiosity is aroused.
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