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Old 04-17-05   #1
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Drinking Songs

since I haven't seen this one yet, I figured I would make a thread about it.

How many of you have drinking songs. There was one chick that would hold parties pretty much everytime she could and well the group of us would at some point get into a song this one guy came up with a few years before. it seemed to be a tradition...so how about everyone else?
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What we normally do is take a well known song, and change the lyrics.. which is handy because we're usually that drunk we can't remember the lyrics anyway.

here's one we made earlier - see if you recognise it.

Oh lord won't you buy me a gymkhana fence
My friends all have horses
I must have a fence..

And damnit, I forgot the rest.
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Old 05-12-05   #3
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haha, i dig that man, janis joplin couldnt have done it any better
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i'm trying to remember the one we used to sing, so either when i get lyrics or i remember i'll post them
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There's a bunch of songs my friend has written and recorded, all rude and offensive lyrics about his group of friends. I helped him write a couple and so I usually sing them.
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Old 04-18-05   #6
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Down at Fraggle Rock
Grab a Fraggle buy his cock
Swing him round your head
Until the fucker's dead

I particularly enjoy that one.
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This is one of the things I like about Ren Fairs. In the pubs, they have musicians singing the old drinking songs from the British Isles.
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What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-aye in the morning?

Chorus:
Way hay and up she rises
Patent blocks o' diff'rent sizes,
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-aye in the morning

1. Sling him in the long boat till he's sober,
2. Keep him there and make 'im bale 'er.
3. Pull out the plug and wet him all over,
4. Take 'im and shake 'im, try an' wake 'im.
5. Trice him up in a runnin' bowline.
6. Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end.
7. Give 'im a dose of salt and water.
8. Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster.
9. Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
10. Send him up the crow's nest till he falls down,
11. Tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under,
12. Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him.
13. Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts flippers.
14. Put him in the guard room till he's sober.
15. Put him in bed with the captain's daughter*).
16. Take the Baby and call it Bo'sun.
17. Turn him over and drive him windward.
18. Put him in the scuffs until the horse bites on him.
19. Heave him by the leg and with a rung console him.
20. That's what we'll do with the drunken sailor.


I don't really have a drinking song, we just play nasty music and laugh loudly
(like dutch languaged volksmusic or Deutsche schläger music and sing along too)
No you don't want to hear it
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I don't really have a drinking song, we just play nasty music and laugh loudly
(like dutch languaged volksmusic or Deutsche schläger music and sing along too)
No you don't want to hear it
Yep - we do. Well I do.. could you translate it though? my Dutch is very rusty.. well, non-existant really.
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What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-aye in the morning?

Chorus:
Way hay and up she rises
Patent blocks o' diff'rent sizes,
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-aye in the morning

1. Sling him in the long boat till he's sober,
2. Keep him there and make 'im bale 'er.
3. Pull out the plug and wet him all over,
4. Take 'im and shake 'im, try an' wake 'im.
5. Trice him up in a runnin' bowline.
6. Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end.
7. Give 'im a dose of salt and water.
8. Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster.
9. Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
10. Send him up the crow's nest till he falls down,
11. Tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under,
12. Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him.
13. Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts flippers.
14. Put him in the guard room till he's sober.
15. Put him in bed with the captain's daughter*).
16. Take the Baby and call it Bo'sun.
17. Turn him over and drive him windward.
18. Put him in the scuffs until the horse bites on him.
19. Heave him by the leg and with a rung console him.
20. That's what we'll do with the drunken sailor.


I don't really have a drinking song, we just play nasty music and laugh loudly
(like dutch languaged volksmusic or Deutsche schläger music and sing along too)
No you don't want to hear it
I have a CD with this song on it.
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sorry, i made a mistake...it was something a buddy taught us, not made up himself, but here it is...

Three German Soldiers

Note: Sung to the tune of "When Johnny comes marching home"

Three German soldiers crossed the line taboo taboo
Three German soldiers crossed the line taboo Fuck you, you too
Three German soldiers crossed the line they raped the women and drank the wine and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

They came upon a way side inn taboo taboo
They came upon a way side inn taboo Fuck you, you too
They came upon a way side inn the door was locked so they kicked it in and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The inn keeper had a daughter fair taboo taboo
The inn keeper had a daughter fair taboo Fuck you, you too
The inn keeper had a daughter fair With long blond hair And Tits to There and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

They tied her to a feather bed taboo taboo
They tied her to a feather bed taboo Fuck you, you too
They tied her to a feather bed and fucked till she was almost dead and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The inn keeper was so ashamed taboo taboo
The inn keeper was so ashamed taboo Fuck you, you too
The inn keeper was so ashamed he fucked her back to life again and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The inn keeper had a trusty gun taboo taboo
The inn keeper had a trusty gun taboo Fuck you, you too
The inn keeper had a trusty gun he shot the fuckers one by one and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

Three German soldiers marched to hell taboo taboo
Three German soldiers marched to hell taboo Fuck you, you too
Three German soldiers marched to hell they fuck the devil and his wife as well and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The moral of the story is taboo taboo
The moral of the story is taboo Fuck you, you too
The moral of the story is you never fuck in a feather bed and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The moral of the moral is taboo taboo
The moral of the moral is taboo Fuck you, you too
The moral of the moral is you always fuck in a water bed and they all said zeig heil tickle my as taboo

The Germans thought they won the war taboo taboo
The Germans thought they won the war taboo Fuck you, you too
The Germans thought they won the war the newfies won it the day before and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo!

And they all said zeig heill tickle my ass taboo.
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LOL thats fucking funny love. oh to see you guys doin that number hahaha
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Tickle my ass? HAHA!! that's class, and I am going to use it!
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LOL thats fucking funny love. oh to see you guys doin that number hahaha
You've seen em do it? HAHA!! get it on tape next time!
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You've seen em do it? HAHA!! get it on tape next time!

she hasn't seen us do it, nor does she know any of the guys that i drank with at the time. well 1 she does, but other then that she only knows of the rest of the crew as it was before our time together. I haven't seen or talked to most of these guys in goingon 12 years now, so the likely hood of it happening again is slime to none. Saying that, on the off chance it ever does happen I will be sure to get it taped and send it off
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Barret's Privateers

Words and Music : Stan Rogers

Oh the year was 1778,
How I wish I was in Sherbrook now,
When a letter of Marque came from the king,
To the scummiest vessel I've ever seen.

CHORUS:

God damn them all,
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold,
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears,
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier,
The last of Barret's privateers.

Well, Elcid Barret cried the town,
How I wish I was in Sherbrook now,
For twenty brave men, all fishermen who,
Would make for him the Antelope's crew.

CHORUS

Oh, the Antelope's sloop was a sickening sight,
How I wish I was in Sherbrook now,
She'd list to the port with her sails in rags,
And the cook and the scuppers with the staggers and jags.

CHORUS

On the king's birthday, we put to sea,
How I wish I was in Sherbrook now,
We were ninety-one days to Montego Bay,
Pumping like mad men all the way.

CHORUS

On the ninety-sixth day, we sailed again,
How I wish I was in Sherbrook now,
When a bloody great Yankee hove in sight,
With our cracked four-pounders we made to fight.

CHORUS

The Yankee lay low down with gold,
How I wish I was in Sherbrook now,
She was was broad and fat and loose in the stays,
But to catch her took the Antelope two whole days.

CHORUS

At length we stood two cables away,
How I wish I was in Sherbrook now,
Our cracked four-pounders made an awful din,
But with one fat ball, the Yank stove us in.

CHORUS

Oh, the Antelope shook and pitched on her side,
How I wish I was in Sherbrook now,
Barret was smashed like a bowl of eggs,
And the main trunk carried off both me legs.

CHORUS

Now here I lay in my twenty third year,
How I wish I was in Sherbrook now,
It's been six years since we sailed away,
And I just made Halifax yesterday.

CHORUS



In all honesty, I don't think the song has been written that a maritimer couldn't drink to.
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I know it's not considered a song, but I sure could drink to Prime Minister Paul Martin last night! woot! That guy was sweating!
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a friend i once made a song up about fleas when we were drunk once..not sure why..
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I got fleas
we got fleas
everybodys got fleas
even fleas have got fleas

hit it sue (thats me)

now everybody knows that i got fleas from the hair on my head to the hair on my knees (rapped)

i got fleas
we got fleas
everybodys got fleas
even fleas have got fleas

allthosegoddamnredneckhoeshavegot fleas!


funky eh?
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Yeah, he looked like he could use a drink or two himself.
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