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Old 05-02-02   #1
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Heh..

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A thief was in the process of robbing this house that belonged to an elderley women,he had been staking it out for quite a while now,and found that the elderley woman was blind,which made it all the easier.Anyway, He was looting granny's place and passed a draped birdcage,and lifted it up to find a parrot,and under it was a nameplate that read "Hercules".

Parrot: *Sqwuak*Jesus is watching you*Sqwuak*

The thief shook his head and smiled, then went on looting the house.

Parrot: *Sqwuak*Jesus is watching you*Sqwuak*

The thief stopped in his tracks,pissed off,he walked up to the cage.

Thief: What kind of person names thier parrot, hercules?

Parrot: The same person that names thier pitbull, Jesus.


that was a knee slapper..seriously.I "lol"d til I Cried.
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I got it as soon as the parrot said "Jesus is watching you."

Kinda robs the joke of its funnyness...
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