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Old 01-14-07   #1
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I'm a comic book!

So I figured I'd brag a little bit. My friend EldOrld is a comic book artist, and he's currently working on a comic book character based on ME! She's a raunchy bitch who smokes like a chimney and sleeps with super villains and ruins their lives! The tagline is "Screwing over the underworld, one bad guy at a time." I don't know if that's really the tagline, but I thought it was hilarious.

Her costume is a red leather number, and she has two katanas slung across her back, throwing knives around her waist, two bad ass guns on her thighs, and more knives in her boots. The best part? She also has a spot on her toolbelt for her cigarettes and a lighter.

The even best-er part? If he gets a booth at this summer's Comic Con in San Diego, I'm going to get that outfit made and be there to promote the comic! I can't wait!


There you go, I'm done bragging for now
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Old 01-14-07   #2
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You forgot to mention the condom dispenser on the utility belt. Or maybe I forgot to mention it. Your character now has a condom dispenser on her utility belt. Just thought you should know. But seriously it's going to be an awesome comic book...when I finish it.
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Now see, the condom dispenser is something I would have liked to know about before I started bragging all over the place. Are they flavored?
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i want a print of this comic =D

suggestion - alot of people on this forum are really into comics and graphic novels. new section? i think it'd get alot of traffic. may bring new people to our board. which in turn would have an effect to the rest of the forum. certainly movies, maybe other sections too.

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congrats on your new fame boomerang. what could be cooler than being a super-villian heart-breaker? though i think your character will have to make love to them all standing up 'cause there's no way you are going to be able to even sit down with the arsenal your character is wearing.
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Tozzy: I think that's a great idea! The visual art of comics doesn't really fit in with what's in the art section now, and the story lines don't really go in the literature section... it really is a completely different genre... Good idea!
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thanks. i'll wait and see if anyone else likes the idea, and then perhaps present something to gargy to ask his opinion. of course he can just read this, but 2 people, ain't much to go by. hehe.
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Boomerang, they are indeed flavored and come in a wide variety as per each individual superviallain's weaknesses such as beer, chocolate, candy corn etc. And the comic thread is a good idea. I wanted to post some of my comic writing in the literature section for any comments or critiques, but comic scripts don't really fit anywhere, it's a strange format kind of like screenplays.
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Aren't condoms usually flavored for the woman's enjoyment? Unless there's female supervillains, but in that case there'd be no need for condoms anyway... I'm confused.
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Put a Diaphram dispenser on the other side of her utility belt and you're gold.
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A real role model for little girls world wide at last!
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*laughs hysterically*

Putting aside the condoms and diaphragms (those weren't in the original concept, and I'm starting to think we should can them), I'm excited. The whole comic started out as a stupid inside joke brought about by lack of sleep and lots of caffeine. I've read the first comic, and the character mostly just kills zombies, and I think she only pulls out the "sex" gimmick to get at the "Super" villains. But you'll have to ask the author, I passed the buck onto him a long time ago. I just want to wear the outfit.
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I meant a Dental Dam though, that would make more sense.
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*pukes*


Fuckers.
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So now that the nasty porn is off my little piece of DF, I just want to say: Comic books are teh hawts.
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And since EldOrld is too shy to do it himself, I'm here to say that he posted the first part of a script he's working on in the Stories section. It's not for the hawt zombie killer chick, but I think it's even cooler. W007
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