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Old 06-15-03   #1
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heeelp

advice me!
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Old 06-15-03   #2
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I imagine you had a point? Or something specific?
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Old 06-15-03   #3
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Old 06-16-03   #4
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Just kill yourself. It's not worth it. We're all going to die anyways.
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Old 06-16-03   #5
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at least i'm not the only sad as mofo on these darkforum boards. well we are not psychic here.
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Old 06-16-03   #6
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most of us are not psychic....but we are mostly psycho!
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Old 06-16-03   #7
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most of us are not psychic....but we are mostly psycho!
What if you are BOTH!! like me!!!
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Old 06-16-03   #8
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Re: heeelp

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advice me!

Ok cant adivce ya if ya dont tell us whats up yo
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Old 06-25-03   #9
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Old 06-25-03   #10
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my advice is to get naked, buck ass naked. go to your old highschool, covered in honey, run to your favorite teachers class, while the class is there. yOU walk in, hop on his desk, and start to do the macarana. after about a minuet, you release the beetles over your body and go screaming threw the halls "Ah ah, they know my soul thet know my soul. ahhhhh." Then hit a wall with your head. By this time your unconsceince and the cops have arrested you. And while you sit in teh back of the car, thrash around violently making train noices. they will most likely call in a shrink. So you answer all of the questions "What a lovely day it is to go to Jerry Garcia's house?" then sit back and look up, thinking about bunnies. Eventuallly you'll get to the padded cell. There request that you be aloud to keep the straigh jacket, and request that they run a bungee cord from the center of the celeing to the back of you jacket. Then go running around bouncing off the walls and being flung around by your bungee fun. They will leave you there for some time untill your claw out with your toes. Then you go and have sex with a monkey, thus giving you crazy little monkey children. You and your wife will be greatly happy, but sense your the father you'll insist on raising them humanish, but still be in touch with there african roots. So you move to broklyn where they grow up. eventually little billy starts getting made fun of for having a tail, but he seems to use it to his advantage with the ladies and becomes the prom king when he gets to be the age. Little suzie becomes super intelligent and goes on to make her self into a huge philosipher/scientist.

the grandkids come and they tell stories of how you and grandma break out of prison once. Then you find out from teh whole ordeal that you are a god and that you will never die. So you have to deal with the death of your wife and children, but they keep producing this huge race of humkey. Soon a war breaks out, the humkey's win and we have the planet of the apes. You, still being god, are sucked back into time to your currently confused state and come on here, asking for advice.
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