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Old 07-01-03   #1
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the Hell joke

Ok so a guy dies and goes to hell, and the Devil is meets him and says " in the new and improved hell, you can choose your own damnation"

Guy: " Thats not to bad, what do you have?"

The Devil shows him a room full of fire brimstone and torment etc

Guy: " nope no good"

The Devil shows him a second room that has a tropical island surrounded by a lake of boiling excrement. On the island people are hanig out drinking mai tais the whole beach scene.

Guy: " well it reeks but i guess i could get used to that, ill take it!"

just then everyone wades into the boiling excrement and a voice comes over the loud speaker:

OK BREAK IS OVER EVERY ONE BACK ON THIER HEADS!!!
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