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Old 06-06-03   #1
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A couple sillies

Man walks into the doctors with a lettuce up his ass. The doctor says to the man "My, that looks painful". To which the man replies "Thats just the tip of the Iceberg".


A clown got the sack. He decided to take his employers to court claiming fun fair dismissal.





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i think my sig is pretty funny lol
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youre nutz
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HEheheheheh

Man walks into see a doctor whilst wearing cling film undies.

The doctor turns round, looks and say "I can clearly see you're (your) nuts"

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Man walks in to the Doctors. "Doctor", he says, "I think I'm a strawberry".

The Doctor answers, "Don't worry. I've got cream for that"
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yeah? waddaya expect!!!???!!!
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Man walks in to Fish and Chip shop with a trout under his arm.

He asks "got any fish cakes?" Nods to the trout "It's his birthday"
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~bows then runs~
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Here's another..........

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?











Anyone can roast beef!!!!!
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Ok............this bloke with 2 left feet went into a shoe shop and came out with a pair of Flip Flips
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