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Old 12-19-02   #21
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what pisses me off is I want to live to see 100
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Old 12-19-02   #22
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 3, 2039
at the age of 54 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Alcoholism (15%)
Horrible Accident (12%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Cancer (8%)
Suicide (8%)
Auto-Fellatio (8%)
Drowning (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Homicide (6%)

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is auto-fellatio jacking off in a car??
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Old 12-19-02   #23
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is auto-fellatio jacking off in a car??

um... no, I believe, with you being male, auto-fellatio would involve oral sex, with yourself.

Now that would be interesting to watch...
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Old 12-19-02   #24
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i agree...most guys wont even try hahe
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Old 12-19-02   #25
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i tried when pissed. cousin and i saw it on telly and got paid £5 to try. couldnt do it though.
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Old 12-19-02   #26
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

November 20, 2062 at the age of 80 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Horrible Accident (13%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Suicide (9%)
Loneliness (9%)
Confusion (6%)
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Old 12-19-02   #27
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 26, 2054
at the age of 67 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (22%) <---should be the last on the list.
Alien Abduction (22%)
Overdose (13%) <---- more then likely.
Third Degree Burns (11%) <---hope not, that would hurt...
Horrible Accident (8%)<---wonderful, just wonderful
Heart Attack (7%) <--pffft
Homicide (6%) <--- lol
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Old 12-19-02   #28
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


June 1, 2072
at the age of 88 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (43%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
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@ age 88 auto erotic asphyxiation...bad image....
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Old 12-20-02   #30
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well if that day is merely 2 months from now and you dont have signs of cancer i think you are pretty safe LOL
LOL............. tell ya in February
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Old 12-20-02   #31
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Great.....so I still get to see Valentines day :(

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sure they do just look at statistics...the best manipulative tool in the world, you can make them say anything you want...

if you go out in 2 months better plan on taking me with you...already lost way too many friends to that scythe carrying wanderer, don't think I can pull out of another loss like that...a little piece of me fades each time.

So that settles it ... I wont allow it!

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@ age 88 auto erotic asphyxiation...bad image....
yeah, really I have a feeling I'll live longer than that, though. That is, assuming I die of natural causes.
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Old 01-01-03   #33
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

April 22, 2039
at the age of 54 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Horrible Accident (10%)
Loneliness (8%)
Confusion (6%)
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Old 01-01-03   #34
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 1, 2075
at the age of 99 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (23%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Drowning (10%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

loneliness can kill you? shit.....that's cool.
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Old 01-01-03   #35
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December 10, 2051
at the age of 68 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Homicide (5%)

i'm gonna die on my 68th birthday....can i die sooner?
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Old 01-01-03   #36
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


October 30, 2045
at the age of 74 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (28%)
Cancer (19%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
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