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Old 09-24-02   #1
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code words

40-ish = 48

Adventurer = Has had more partners than you ever will

Affectionate = Possessive

Artist = Unreliable

Average looking = You figure this one out

Beautiful = Pathological liar

Commitment-minded = Pick out curtains, now!

Communication important = Just try to get a word in edgewise

Contagious Smile = Bring your penicillin

Educated = College dropout

Emotionally Secure = Medicated

Employed = Has part-time job stuffing envelopes at home

Enjoys art and opera = Snob

Enjoys Nature = Bring your own granola

Exotic Beauty = Would frighten a Martian

Feminist = A Ball buster

Financially Secure = One paycheck from the street

Free spirit = Substance abuser

Friendship first = Trying to live down reputation as slut

Fun = Annoying

Gentle = Comatose

Good Listener = Hard to pull a word from her

Humorous = Caustic

Intuitive = Your opinion doesn't count

In Transition = Needs new sugar-daddy to pay the bills

Light drinker = Lush

Looks younger = If viewed from far away in bad light

Loves Travel = If you're paying

Loves Animals = Cat lady

Mature = Will not let you treat her like a farm animal in
bed, like last boyfriend did

New-Age = All body hair, all the time

Non-traditional = Ex-husband lives in the

Old-fashioned = Lights out, missionary position only

Open-minded = Desperate

Outgoing = Loud

Passionate = Loud

Poet = Depressive Schizophrenic

Professional = Bitch

Redhead = Shops on the Clairol aisle

Reliable = Frumpy

Reubenesque = You can figure this one out

Romantic = Looks better by candle light

Self-employed = Jobless

Smart = Insipid

Special = Rode the small schoolbus w/ tinted windows

Spiritual = Involved with a cult

Stable = Boring

Tall, thin = Anorexic

Tan = Wrinkled

Weight proportional to height = You can figure this one out as well

Wants Soulmate = One step away from stalking

Widow = Nagged first husband to death

Writer = Pompous

Young at heart = How about the rest

Ephesians 5: 21-24
Give way to one another in obedience to Christ. Wives should regard their husbands as they regard the Lord, since as Christ is the head of the Church and saves the whole body, so is the husband the head of his wife; and as the Church submits to Christ, so should wives to their husbands, in everything.

1 Corinthians 11: 7-9
A man should certainly not cover his head, since he is the image of God and reflects God's glory; but a woman is the reflection of man's glory. For man did not come from woman; no, woman came from man; and man was not created for the sake of woman, but woman was created for the sake of man.

1 Corinthians 6: 5-6
Slaves, be obedient to the men who are called your masters in this world, with deep respect and sincere loyalty, as you are obedient to Christ, not only when you are under their eye, as if you had to please men, but because you are slaves of Christ and wholeheartedly do the will of God.

Hebrews 4:12
For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any
two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.

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