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Old 05-27-02   #1
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-Warning- Harsh jokes inside...

If ye cannot laugh on jokes that carry shock value, close this now. Else, have a good laugh, and know none of this shit is meant...







Still here? Okay then.

2 people and a nigger are sitting on a bench...


Usama, long dead, finally made his way to heaven. He knocks at the gates, and st. Peter opens.
"Son, do enter!" He says.
"No, I am here for Allah." Usama replies.
"Ah, Allah, that is further up there."
He gestures to a large stair leading up, and Usama begins to ascend it. A days walk later, he comes upon another door. He knocks again, and Maria opens.
" Ah, my son. Do enter..."
" No" Usama replies. "I'm here to see Allah."
" Ah, then you must go up a little further yet."
And Usama resumes his ascent. Half a day later, he comes upon an immense door. And knocks... And God himself opens.
"Ah, son, enter..."
"No, I'm here for Allah..."
"I see. Well, come in, we'll have a chat. Allah. Two coffee on the double!"


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Old 05-28-02   #2
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hahahaha... post more.
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Old 05-29-02   #3
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he he he that is so filthy, keep em rollin.
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Old 05-30-02   #4
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Three nuns are walking down the road and begin to talk amongst themselves about the week behind them.

1st Nun: Sisters, you'll never believe what I found in the father's room while I was cleaning it today!

2nd Nun: What? What?

1st Nun: Dirty magazines!

Other nuns: *gasp* What did you do?

1st Nun: I burned them, of course!

2nd Nun: I can top that sister, guess what *I* found while I was cleaning the father's room yesterday?

3rd Nun: What? What?

2nd Nun: Condoms!

Other nuns: *gasp* what did you do?

2nd Nun: I poked holes in them with a needle!

3rd Nun: OH SHIT!
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Mori that was MY JOKE!!!!! *growls unhappily as she made that joke up and told it to him* Bastard is dead..
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Re: -Warning- Harsh jokes inside...

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What's do a 7yr old and a Ferrari have incommon?
- A little hard to get in, but what a ride...
heheh this was the funnest one....
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Old 06-26-02   #7
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Quote:
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Three nuns are walking down the road and begin to talk amongst themselves about the week behind them.

1st Nun: Sisters, you'll never believe what I found in the father's room while I was cleaning it today!

2nd Nun: What? What?

1st Nun: Dirty magazines!

Other nuns: *gasp* What did you do?

1st Nun: I burned them, of course!

2nd Nun: I can top that sister, guess what *I* found while I was cleaning the father's room yesterday?

3rd Nun: What? What?

2nd Nun: Condoms!

Other nuns: *gasp* what did you do?

2nd Nun: I poked holes in them with a needle!

3rd Nun: OH SHIT!

*falls on the floor laughing her as off*

this is so funny HEHEHEHAHAHAHA
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Hush little baby dont say a word
Death is knocking at your door
If you try to run and hide,
Death will bust his way inside
If you jump out the window
Death is smart he will know
You try to run but he's faster then you
He'll get u and there's nothing you can do
Just maybe if you get away
Death WILL come another day

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Old 06-28-02   #8
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Old 06-28-02   #9
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*blinks*

i like Tylenol....

*shrugs*

thats a funny joke though
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Hush little baby dont say a word
Death is knocking at your door
If you try to run and hide,
Death will bust his way inside
If you jump out the window
Death is smart he will know
You try to run but he's faster then you
He'll get u and there's nothing you can do
Just maybe if you get away
Death WILL come another day

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Old 06-28-02   #10
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Re: -Warning- Harsh jokes inside...

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Originally posted by Aeternus
Usama, long dead, finally made his way to heaven. He knocks at the gates, and st. Peter opens.
"Son, do enter!" He says.
"No, I am here for Allah." Usama replies.
"Ah, Allah, that is further up there."
He gestures to a large stair leading up, and Usama begins to ascend it. A days walk later, he comes upon another door. He knocks again, and Maria opens.
" Ah, my son. Do enter..."
" No" Usama replies. "I'm here to see Allah."
" Ah, then you must go up a little further yet."
And Usama resumes his ascent. Half a day later, he comes upon an immense door. And knocks... And God himself opens.
"Ah, son, enter..."
"No, I'm here for Allah..."
"I see. Well, come in, we'll have a chat. Allah. Two coffee on the double!"
That one was recycled. It used to be the one Islam guy . . . . . and the way I heard it, it was told better. Oh well!

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yeah, I had a good laugh here...
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3 guys are in testing to become priests. The priest that is training them decides they're ready for the final test to see if they can withstand sexual temptation.

So he makes them strip naked and ties a bell on each ones penis if they become aroused the bell will jingle and they'll have failed the test.

So the first guy stands there and the priest brings out a stripper.
The stripper dances around him and then takes off her top

<JINGLE JINGLE>

Priest: Jim I'm ashamed of you, now go take a cold shower.

So then the 2nd guy comes up and the stripper dances around him then takes off her top. Nothing. So then she takes off her bottoms.

<JINGLE JINGLE>

Priest: Mark I'm ashamed of you, now go take a cold shower.

So the last guy comes up and stands there. The stripper dances around him and takes her top off. Nothing. Then her bottoms. Nothing.

Pries: Good job Joe! I'm proud of you, you withstood sexual temptation. So just for the hell of it go join Jim and Mark in the shower.

<JINGLE JINGLE>
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Old 07-02-02   #13
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.... oh my thats was so funny... i cant hardly breath... HAHAHAHAH
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You try to run but he's faster then you
He'll get u and there's nothing you can do
Just maybe if you get away
Death WILL come another day

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I loved that last one . . . .
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ok this is one a kid in my class told my teacher.......

kid: I just found out my grandfather died in a nazi concentration camp

teacher: oh no......oh god thats so sad

kid: ya he fell off the guard tower:p
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