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Old 07-04-02   #1
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The Gynecologist

A well known cardiologist died, and an elaborate funeral
was planned. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind
the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the
heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then
closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.

When confronted, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of
my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist."
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*giggles* I'd love to be at THAT funeral
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"I want to kill you," Louis said softly. He leant down and peered very close into the man's pale and red-rimmed gray eyes.
"To kill me?"said the man, raising one eyebrow. "You think you can do that?"he asked.
"I can do it," Louis said gently. "Just like this." He bent and sank his teeth into the man's thick unshaven neck. I saw the man's eyes brighten for one instant as he stared over Louis's shoulder, then the eyes became fixed, and very gradually they went dull.


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