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Catholic Priests

Twelve catholic priests are about to be ordained. As their last tet of purity they are brought out into a courtyard and stripped naked. A bell is hung from each priest's nether regions. They're told that this is a test of purity, and a dancer will be brought out. If any of their bells ring, they will not be ordained.

The dancer comes out, making alluring, suggestive poses, dancing around, and touching the first priest. His bell does not ring. Then the second, and the third, on to the twelveth. His bell rings so much that it actually falls off. With a blush of embarassment, he leans down to pick it up, just then, all the other bells start ringing.
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