Darkforum.com - Dark Stories, Dark Art, Poetry, Photography, Debates and Discussions
Home Register FAQ
Go Back   Darkforum.com - Dark Stories, Dark Art, Poetry, Photography, Debates and Discussions > Welcome > Socialize
Reload this Page Wee :^)
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 05-26-02   #21
powder
meow
 
powder's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 12,058
powder is on a distinguished road
Credits: 144,002
if you have nuts on the wall...what have you got?...wall nuts.
if you have nuts on your chest...what have you got?...chest nuts.
if you got nuts on your chin...whatcha got,well you got cock in your mouth
hehe,sorry,its all this nut talking going on i tell you:p
__________________
"people are not snowflakes"


~*..And..So After All That,The Soup Turned Into Jelly,The Chihuahua Found Its Family And The Rash Turned Out To Just Be Kool-Aid Stain That Wiped Off...And That Is Why I Hate Goats.*~



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-26-02   #22
*SpaceGhost*
none
 
*SpaceGhost*'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 8,740
*SpaceGhost* is on a distinguished road
Credits: 111,939
lol okay.your a one of a kind cutie,powdy.Im just here in the neither region, awaiting my bus to reality......................................................................... ...........................................................
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-26-02   #23
powder
meow
 
powder's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 12,058
powder is on a distinguished road
Credits: 144,002
reality suxx :p

not the cutie thing again
ive told you before,im not cute
hehe
__________________
"people are not snowflakes"


~*..And..So After All That,The Soup Turned Into Jelly,The Chihuahua Found Its Family And The Rash Turned Out To Just Be Kool-Aid Stain That Wiped Off...And That Is Why I Hate Goats.*~



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-26-02   #24
RedMeat
Sweet Zombie Jesus
 
RedMeat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: On the fringe
Posts: 28,443
RedMeat will become famous soon enoughRedMeat will become famous soon enough
Credits: 311,095
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?"

Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms Brooks had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office. While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Johnny: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Johnny: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Johnny can go to the third-grade."

Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me as him some questions?" The principal and Johnny both agree.

Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Johnny, after a moment "Legs."

Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Johnny: "Pockets."

Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Johnny: "Pants"

Ms Brooks: What is starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, and delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Johnny: Coconut

Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Johnny was taking charge.

Johnny: Bubblegum

Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.

Johnny: Shake hands

Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Johnny: Yep.

Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Johnny: Tent

Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you!|re bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless and bit tense.

Johnny: Wedding Ring

Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Johnny: Nose

Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Johnny: Arrow

Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement

Johnny: Fire truck

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Johnny in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."
__________________
Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relatively to other such matter; second, telling other people to do so.

Darkness squeezes, Satan`s platypus rises tonight! Bork, bork, bork!
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-26-02   #25
*SpaceGhost*
none
 
*SpaceGhost*'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 8,740
*SpaceGhost* is on a distinguished road
Credits: 111,939
Weee
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-27-02   #26
powder
meow
 
powder's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 12,058
powder is on a distinguished road
Credits: 144,002
meh
*pokes red and spacey*
hehe
__________________
"people are not snowflakes"


~*..And..So After All That,The Soup Turned Into Jelly,The Chihuahua Found Its Family And The Rash Turned Out To Just Be Kool-Aid Stain That Wiped Off...And That Is Why I Hate Goats.*~



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-27-02   #27
RedMeat
Sweet Zombie Jesus
 
RedMeat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: On the fringe
Posts: 28,443
RedMeat will become famous soon enoughRedMeat will become famous soon enough
Credits: 311,095
*Bahs you all*
__________________
Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relatively to other such matter; second, telling other people to do so.

Darkness squeezes, Satan`s platypus rises tonight! Bork, bork, bork!
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-27-02   #28
powder
meow
 
powder's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 12,058
powder is on a distinguished road
Credits: 144,002
errrrr
*hisses*


:p
__________________
"people are not snowflakes"


~*..And..So After All That,The Soup Turned Into Jelly,The Chihuahua Found Its Family And The Rash Turned Out To Just Be Kool-Aid Stain That Wiped Off...And That Is Why I Hate Goats.*~



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-08-02   #29
Lie
Free
 
Lie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: northern plains
Posts: 136
Lie
Credits: 2,356
meow
__________________
',TRUTH,'
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Recent Threads
Hey fr0g
4 Days Ago 01:49
Last post by Dark Messiah
5 Hours Ago 00:41
Anybody have...
1 Day Ago 21:02
Last post by thefr0g
7 Hours Ago 23:20
Gun control
11 Hours Ago 19:19
Last post by JOEBIALEK
11 Hours Ago 19:19
How Do I Access the...
03-17-07 21:48
Last post by Jezrygew
13 Hours Ago 16:38
Overflowing asylums
3 Weeks Ago 01:23
Last post by JeNn_DeViLz
2 Days Ago 19:27
Obama sends a letter.
4 Days Ago 21:42
Last post by Sic Simon
4 Days Ago 21:42
what surprised you today?
04-11-13 17:55
Last post by Sic Simon
4 Days Ago 21:19
Science Disproves...
11-01-10 14:38
by Pahu
Last post by Sic Simon
4 Days Ago 21:16
Whats your job?
11-20-07 14:57
Last post by Sic Simon
6 Days Ago 20:26
what have you eaten...
12-24-03 19:43
Last post by JeNn_DeViLz
1 Week Ago 10:09
Online Users: 51
0 members and 51 guests
No Members online
Most users ever online was 1928, 06-09-15 at 18:20.
Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.0 RC2


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com

© 2006 - 2016 Dark Forum | About Dark Forum | Advertisers | Investors | Legal | A member of the Crowdgather Forum Community