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> A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked
> her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and
> carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle.
> Well, Mom forgot until the last minute. So she dashed out
> and could only find a short pink nightie. She bought it and
> threw it into the suitcase.
>
> After the wedding the bride and groom enter their hotel room.
> The groom was a little self-conscious so he asked his new
> bride to change in the bathroom and promise not to peek while
> he got ready for bed. While she was in the bathroom, the
> bride opened her suitcase and saw the negligee her mother had
> thrown in there. She exclaimed, "Oh no! It's short, pink, and
> wrinkled!"
>
> Then her groom cried out, "I told you not to peek!"
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