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PMS Lightbulb changing

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the
bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before
they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be
able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in
the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some
miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to
stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME
SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS
CAME IN! WHY? BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A
WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE
12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE - IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN
THIS HOUSE!

I'm sorry...what did you ask me?
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