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Old 05-03-02   #1
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Top 12 things yoda says while having sex

i saw this in a gaming forum i was at...pretty funny, and if that qualifies it to be moved to the humor thread...so be it...


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The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love
12. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"
11. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."
10. "Feel the force!"
9. "Foreplay, cuddling-a Jedi craves not these things."
8. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"
7. "Do me or do me not-there is no try."
6. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"
5. "You know,this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my ass."
4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"
1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?


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well i thought it was funny...
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LOL
That's pretty good.
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I like #8 and #2.
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~laughs and moves it to humor~
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oh man that's wicked. #10 and #1 are my faves.


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#9 & #5 are the ones that stuck in my head...

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