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Old 05-13-02   #1
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I need a name...

So, being newly single...goddamit!! ...and living in a little redneck town, 80 miles from civilization, I am arleady tired of hanging out here. On a good night, our local bar has maybe, 8 people in it at any given time. I can only go to the city on weekends, but the club scene wears on me. Dating dancers is alright...but costly, in more ways than one...

I am thinking about checking out those online personal ads. Any advice? I also need a user name. I don't think Count Crapula or Crappy would really turn their heads, and my other online name, Bootymook, may not have the desired effect either. I know I'm a nice guy, but I don't look like a nice guy, so I need a good user name to make them notice. Also, I need a caption...you know like "looking for Miss Right" or some other smarmy bullshit. Any and all advice will be considered...except Arsinik and Chaos...
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Well, as for the looks, we girls DO prefer personality over looks a lot more than men do. I haven't really talked to you much in chat or anything, but you definitely seem to have a nice personality. Hmmm, I guess you could try places like match.com and matchmaker.com. It couldn't hurt. Best of luck to you.
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Oh, and go ahead and use Count Crapula, it's funny and shows that you've got a good sense of wit.
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The Lone Gunslinger! swm looking for swf...with personality!
damn...this is going to be harder than I thought...
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Well, as for the looks, we girls DO prefer personality over looks a lot more than men do. I haven't really talked to you much in chat or anything, but you definitely seem to have a nice personality. Hmmm, I guess you could try places like match.com and matchmaker.com. It couldn't hurt. Best of luck to you.
you calling me ugly? Yeah, I know I can do alright with my personality, and I am confident in my appearance (at least once my arm heals...urf)...but have you seen most of the women on those personals sites? Eeekk..I could find that around here...I may try a few though, just to see what happens.

Maybe I will just get the phone book, and call numbers at random, and see if there are any hot chicks there Damn, I've been in the sun too long at work today...sorry.
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Re: I need a name...

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yeah, yeah.. blow it outta your corn hole, hippie.

i actually kind of agree with serafie about the count crapula name. i think it automatically invokes a sense of humor which chicks always go for, plus i think it sounds better then the ones that i thought up:
  • goldilocks ( w/blurb: don't hate me because my butt-is-full )
  • h0merfan ( w/blurb: *buuuuuuuurrrrp!!!* )
  • mr. chef ( w/blurb: how do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?)
  • squire ( w/blurb: i'm a necrophiliac. how are you at playing dead ? )
  • kTtІhKN ( w/blurb: my love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. )
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Re: Re: I need a name...

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yeah, yeah.. blow it outta your corn hole, hippie.

i actually kind of agree with serafie about the count crapula name. i think it automatically invokes a sense of humor which chicks always go for, plus i think it sounds better then the ones that i thought up:
  • goldilocks ( w/blurb: don't hate me because my butt-is-full )
  • h0merfan ( w/blurb: *buuuuuuuurrrrp!!!* )
  • mr. chef ( w/blurb: how do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?)
  • squire ( w/blurb: i'm a necrophiliac. how are you at playing dead ? )
  • kTtІhKN ( w/blurb: my love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. )
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Re: Re: I need a name...

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[*] goldilocks ( w/blurb: don't hate me because my butt-is-full )[*] h0merfan ( w/blurb: *buuuuuuuurrrrp!!!* )[*] mr. chef ( w/blurb: how do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?)[*] squire ( w/blurb: i'm a necrophiliac. how are you at playing dead ? )[*] kTtІhKN ( w/blurb: my love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. )[/list]
Dude, I almost died when I read that! ha ha ahhaaaa
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