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Old 01-12-01   #21
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hilary clinton has just died. she goes to heaven. she notices all these clocks hanging around. she asks somebody "what are all these clocks doing?". the guy says "you see, these are the clocks of all the people on earth. it has there life expcetncey. then the time on their clock is up, they die. however, whenever somebody sins, like adultry, the hands of the clock quickly turn 15 minutes,taking 15 minutes of their life.". Hilary then asks "where is my husband's clock. i want to see it.". the guy then says "oh, sorry. god has got it in his room. he is using it as a fan".

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