 |
04-04-02
|
#1
|
|
Lusus Naturæ
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: NJ, US
Posts: 5,944
|
Freudian slips when reading/hearing
What's your weirdest? This isn't necessarily sexual in nature, but I was on MSN IM, and an article that you can read is "Can Bush help the Mideast?" I read this as "Can Bush beat the Midget?"
__________________
Bismarck once said "Fools say they like to learn from their experiences, but I prefer to learn from the experience of others."
"Move that one of your pieces, which is in the worst plight, unless you can satisfy yourself that you can derive immediate advantage by an attack." -Adolph Anderssen
|
|
is Offline
|
|
|
04-04-02
|
#2
|
|
rabbid/rabbit same dif...
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: the bunny pornshop
Posts: 755
|
only one i can think of is
"hey, who are you doing?"
in stead of how...
__________________
i give up.
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
|
|
is Offline
|
|
|
04-04-02
|
#3
|
|
paraphiliac
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: the Big Sky Country
Posts: 24,684
|
that happens to me so often, I can't even remember the last time...what was that about eating a midget? 
__________________
blah, blah, blah...
|
|
is Offline
|
|
|
04-04-02
|
#4
|
|
Guest
|
i reverse words alll the time when i talk.
Like last weekend in NY i was having a beer and i told my friend:
Im not gonna get drink off this drunk.
Then one time i was at his dorm and he has one of those dry erase boards. So i always leave him a message on there pretending to be a girl like "hey baby come to room 124" Well he knows this too now  So i did it one time and then i was totally smashed and he opens the door and sees it and says what the hell does this say? I get up to look at it, and say i dunno i wrote it when i was gay. The message on the board being "Bryan is Gay" and as i was telling him when i wrote i was also reading it and instead of saying i wrote it while i was drunk i said "I Wrote it while i was gay" to this day i hear about this
|
|
|
|
|
04-04-02
|
#5
|
|
paraphiliac
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: the Big Sky Country
Posts: 24,684
|
did you?
__________________
blah, blah, blah...
|
|
is Offline
|
|
|
04-04-02
|
#6
|
|
Guest
|
did i what?
|
|
|
|
|
04-04-02
|
#7
|
|
paraphiliac
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: the Big Sky Country
Posts: 24,684
|
get a drunk to buy you a drink?
__________________
blah, blah, blah...
|
|
is Offline
|
|
|
04-04-02
|
#8
|
|
United States of Moronica
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: "The forest folded it's branches around me, something passed by and I went into a dream." -Opeth
Posts: 12,415
|
In school one of the girls asked a teacher how to spell her name; one of my friends said it was spelt d-o-g. She pretended to ignore him, turned to the girl and said "D..."
She blushed the brightest I have ever seen.
__________________
de vagorum ordine dico vobis iura
fatue fatue
quid prodest tibi laborare
[hildegard von bingen - ordo virtutum]
|
|
is Offline
|
|
|
04-04-02
|
#9
|
|
Lusus Naturæ
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: NJ, US
Posts: 5,944
|
I have kinda dyslexic speech/writing (I've even mispelt by, as yb when writing, and I'm a slow as hell writer on paper).
My favorite was, "You know, the smoke piping man," (talking about my philosophy prof; that shit smells GOOD).
__________________
Bismarck once said "Fools say they like to learn from their experiences, but I prefer to learn from the experience of others."
"Move that one of your pieces, which is in the worst plight, unless you can satisfy yourself that you can derive immediate advantage by an attack." -Adolph Anderssen
|
|
is Offline
|
|
|
04-04-02
|
#10
|
|
United States of Moronica
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: "The forest folded it's branches around me, something passed by and I went into a dream." -Opeth
Posts: 12,415
|
What did your prof. smoke?
__________________
de vagorum ordine dico vobis iura
fatue fatue
quid prodest tibi laborare
[hildegard von bingen - ordo virtutum]
|
|
is Offline
|
|
|
04-04-02
|
#11
|
|
paraphiliac
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: the Big Sky Country
Posts: 24,684
|
sometimes I see the words diffferently too...or worse yet interpret them in a funny way...they twist easily for me...
__________________
blah, blah, blah...
|
|
is Offline
|
|
|
04-04-02
|
#12
|
|
which one, though?
Join Date: May 2001
Location: The Mesa... pondering redemption
Posts: 20,202
|
dont you love it when things work out in your head yet fuck up IRL?
__________________
___Nick_the_Rogue___
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
"But this is America, where we unapologetically bastardize other countries' cultures in a gross quest for moral and military supremacy." L.G.
|
|
is Offline
|
|
|
04-05-02
|
#13
|
|
Muthafucka
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: all up in yo shit
Posts: 12,580
|
Dude, that shit happens to me at least twice a day.
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
|
|
is Offline
|
|
|
04-05-02
|
#14
|
|
Cunning Linguist
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Boston, MA, 02215
Posts: 7,520
|
I had a bad one, today-- not nearly as bad as previous ones, but bad, nonetheless.
I went to lunch with my sister and my boyfriend at TGI Friday's & I picked up this thing babbling about gold members. It said something about gold points, but it was in a weird font & colour & I wasn't wearing my glasses and I thought it said Gold Penis.
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
I fucked Vincent Price
|
|
is Offline
|
|
|
04-05-02
|
#15
|
|
Fishmmmms
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: m0nkeyville
Posts: 327
|
i have terrible eye vision, sometimes i see some weird stuff.
example:
''We're near State of None'' (State of None--local tavern)
What I saw:
''Weiners never ate no one''
I know it isn't that funny, but you know, neither am i.
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
, version 2.
Soll das einzige Ding das notwendig ist für den Triumph des Übels für gute Männer nichts. für was ist ein Mann der sagt er hat Glauben aber keine Urkunden machen?--Don't even bother trying to translate that, it doesn't make sense. It just looks cool and mysterious. I know, it is pretty damn sweet, isn't it?
|
|
is Offline
|
|
|
04-08-02
|
#16
|
|
sick, twisted creep
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: hell
Posts: 216
|
Quote:
Originally posted by FutonBunny
only one i can think of is
"hey, who are you doing?"
in stead of how...
|
hehe
__________________
TWISTED LITTLE FUCK
----
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
brought to you by
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
|
|
is Offline
|
|
|
04-08-02
|
#17
|
|
Half-Wit Intellectual
Admin
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Beautiful Sona-nyl
Posts: 14,930
|
Y'know, it's interesting actually, the other day this guy was asking me for the time, so he's like "Do you have a watch?" but I heard it as "I mentally abuse those near me to try and increase my own perception of my penis size, a need stemming from neglect acrued in my childhood."
And then this chick was all like, "So, you like the Packers?" because I was wearing a Packers shirt, even though I don't like the Packers, but I must've heard wrong because I swear it sounded like "I manipulate those dear to me into hurting me so I can play the part of the victim, and I also wish I had a penis!"
__________________
Like any spelling mistake, mutations cannot give rise to information, but rather damage that which already exists.
|
|
is Offline
|
|
|
04-08-02
|
#18
|
|
Lusus Naturæ
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: NJ, US
Posts: 5,944
|
Wow. I think that may be called delusional
And... um... nice sig DM
__________________
Bismarck once said "Fools say they like to learn from their experiences, but I prefer to learn from the experience of others."
"Move that one of your pieces, which is in the worst plight, unless you can satisfy yourself that you can derive immediate advantage by an attack." -Adolph Anderssen
|
|
is Offline
|
|
|
04-17-02
|
#19
|
|
Half-Wit Intellectual
Admin
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Beautiful Sona-nyl
Posts: 14,930
|
I just crack myself up sometimes.
__________________
Like any spelling mistake, mutations cannot give rise to information, but rather damage that which already exists.
|
|
is Offline
|
|
|
04-18-02
|
#20
|
|
undiagnosed
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Over the Stars
Posts: 209
|
Actually this one time my sister and I were drivin in good ole' St Louie and we passed a shopping center near my house, like one of those places with a hair salon and a radio shack, etc. And I read one of the signs as "Planet Earth." I was like, wow, that's a weird place for a nature store, so I looked again and it said "Planet Cash." Crazy.
__________________
something clever so people will think I'm cool...
naw, just kidding...
She tells me that she's cold with a cigarette in her hand,
And I say, "You think I'm not?" but she does not understand,
And I'd love to swing my fist around to meet that perfect cheek,
But I love her in a way, and yes, I'm altogether weak...
|
|
is Offline
|
|
|
| Thread Tools |
|
|
| Display Modes |
 Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is On
|
|
|
|
|
 Recent Threads |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Online Users: 87 |
| 0 members and 87 guests |
| No Members online |
| Most users ever online was 1928, 06-09-15 at 18:20. |
|
