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Old 01-22-01   #1
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Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
>> Ask your Mom.
> >> ===========================================================
> >> > > How do you know when you're really ugly?
> >> > > Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
> >> ===========================================================
> >> What is the quickest way to clear out a mens restroom?
> >> > > Say, "Nice Dick"
> >> ===========================================================
> >> > > How do you know when you're having a BAD day?
> >> > > When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Lets just be friends."
> >> ==========================================================
> >> > > Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
> >> > > Because they have cotton balls.
> >> ===========================================================
> >> Mom's have Mother's day, Dad's have Father's day, What do single
guys
> >> have?
> >> Palm Sunday
> >> ==========================================================
> >> Why is being in the Military like a blow job?
> >> The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
> >> ===========================================================
> >> What do you call a 90 year old man who can still masturbate?
> >> Miracle Whip
> >> ==========================================================
> >> What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts?
> >> Her Navel.
> >> ===========================================================
> >> What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
> >> A Bingo Machine.
> >> ===========================================================
> >> What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
> >> A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
> >> ===========================================================
> >> Why did God create alcohol?
> >> So ugly people could have sex too.
> >> ===========================================================
> >> What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
> >> "Are you sure it's mine?"
> >> ===========================================================
> >> What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
> >> Beer Nuts are $1.25, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
> >> ===========================================================
> >> What three two-letter words mean small?
> >> "Is It In?"
> >> ==========================================================
> >> If you are having sex with two women and one more walks in, what
do
> you
> >> have?
> >> Divorce proceedings most likely.
> >> ==========================================================
> >> Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
> >> Everyone has the same DNA.
> >> ==========================================================
> >> A beggar walked up to a well dressed blonde woman on Rodeo Drive
and
> >> said
> >> "I haven't eaten anything in four days."
> >> She looked at him and said, "God I wish I had your willpower."
> >> ===========================================================
> >> And some to offend Damn Near Everyone...........
> >> ===========================================================
> >> Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had a retarded baby?
> >> They named him Sum Ting Wong.
> >> =========================================================
> >> What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
> >> other?
> >> A speech impediment.
> >> ==========================================================
> >> What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half
> >> mast?
> >> They're hiring.
> >> ===========================================================
> >> What do toilets, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common?
> >> Men miss them all.
> >> ==========================================================
> >> Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
> >> Breasts don't have eyes.
> >> >===========================================================
> >> Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
> >> Because they're not going to work in the future either.
> >> =======================================================
> >> Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
> >> He walks around saying "Yo."
> >> ==========================================================
> >> What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
> >> A pimp.
> >> ==========================================================
> >> Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only
on
> >> Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?
> >> Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed. Class uses it.
> >> =========================================================
> >> What's the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo?
> >> A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front the
> >> cage, along with a recipe.
> >> =====================================================
> >> How do you get a sweet little 80 year old lady to say F*ck?
> >> Get another sweet little 80 year old lady to yell "Bingo"
> >> ==========================================================
> >> What's the Cuban National Anthem?
> >> Row row row your boat.
> >> ==========================================================
> >> What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern
> >> fairytale?
> >> A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time" A Southern fairytale
> >> begins
> >> "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit."
> >>
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Old 01-22-01   #2
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LMFAO, heehee, thats cheered me up for the day, thanks.

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That was boring.
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yes that was boring. you are a dumb girl.
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Nice jokes Panthera66(you forgot the third 6)


What does a nigger and a bicycle have in common?
They both work with a chain.

What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
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Because there's a clock on the stove.
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