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Old 03-21-02   #21
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Quote:
Originally posted by Keeper of Life
*hands duchess a pistol*

give it back to me in 4 months and 7 days thats when im dying too. Better yet we'll put our heads together and save the extra bullet.
But . . . . if this is supposed to happen in 4 months and 7 days, then why would I need it before then? And why would I give it back when I'm supposed to do it?

And on that note, how am I supposed to take my school down 4 months from now? It'll be July! There is no school in July! Literally so, for the building. They're tearing down and re-building the asbestos ridden shithole.
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Old 03-21-02   #22
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Congratulations, You will...
Take your own life
(you have 4 months and 7 days to live, from the date you read this)
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Old 03-21-02   #23
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Hhmmmm....

Mine says:

Congratulations, You will...
Die in an Auto Accident
(you have about 2 years to live, from the date you read this)


I don't like this.....but then again... if it's quick and not painful... I'll take it.
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Old 03-21-02   #24
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It said I would out live everyone that gave a fuck about me. That eventually my heart would give out. It said congrats. My daughter did this to me...I just know it!
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Old 03-21-02   #25
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Congratulations, You will...
Take your own life
(you have 4 months and 7 days to live, from the date you read this)
After going through with your own well thought out version of columbine you finally turn the gun on yourself... the thick coat of brains and coagulated blood was a bitch to get off the auditorium wall. You sure showed them!
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Old 03-21-02   #26
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Heh. I took the serial killer test there at thisisacryforhelp.com and this is what it told me...

Congratulations, if you were a serial killer you would be...
Jeffrey Dahmer
(AKAThe Cannibal Killer)
The psycho killer of the 90's, Jeffery Dahmer abducted, drugged, sodomized, tortured, murdered and devoured his young male victims one at a time. After receiving calls of a rancid stench emanating from Dahmer's apartment, investigators found the decomposing remains of over 12 young men.

Dahmer would drug his victims, then proceed to drill a hole into their head, inserting acid into the brain, keeping the body alive but killing all other functions. He called them his "sex zombies". After the body would die, he would then proceed to mutilate and pose the body, taking pictures, and cooking and eating what was left over.

Kill count: 12-13



Lovely, ain't it?
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Old 03-21-02   #27
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natural causes

that's no fun at all...
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Old 03-22-02   #28
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I will die of natural causes.

I took the serial killer test 4 times

1st: John Wayne Gacy

2nd: Jeffery Dahmer

3rd: Lizzy Bruin

4th: Jack the Ripper

They don't have specific enough questions.
None of them fit what I would do.

I feel most comfortable:
During the day.

I am: fat

What do I have the most experience with?
Weapons, Artwork, and people.

Most of anger is focused toward:
Humankind

Most of my friends would say:
Either that I am charming and social,
or wierd and quirky.

How would I kill someone.
Sword, knife, gun. I'd torure em' to death if they had been a bad person. (Peodophile, rapist)

What would I do with the body?
I would not damage it any further. I'd take it into the woods behind my house and creamate it.

What copelled me to kill?
My anger towards society. Or what the person had been doing. (Rapist, and pedophiles)

Whats that picture of?
... Looks like a kid wearing red mittens...

What describes me:
I am who I am. But I consider myself to be an enigma

Ok now what serial killer am I? http://www.angelfire.com/oh/yodaspage/more.html
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Old 03-22-02   #29
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It told me that I'd be the Zodiac Killer. Then I went through and just read all of the other ones. Wasn't as good as crimelibrary.com, but it was interesting, enough!
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Old 03-22-02   #30
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Take your own life:
you have 4 months and 7 days to live, from the date you read this

I think its incorrect unless they no somthing I don't.
My motto: Suicide is not an option, always have a back up plan.
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Old 03-22-02   #31
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FYI Report:

Most n00b backup plans consist of something like "Suicide is not an option, so I'll post a suicide thread in the general forum and everyone will help me feel better then everything will be okay."
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Old 03-22-02   #32
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Congratulations, You will...
Die of natural causes
(you have many years to live, from the date you read this)
Your choice of life style has enabled you to live a nice long life.. To eventually die of a stroke, or was it a heart attack? Either way you out lived just about anyone that gave a shit about you anyway.. Congrats.

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Old 03-22-02   #33
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Of serial killers I'm supposed to be Richard Ramirez although I'm not a satanist?.... hmm.....oh well!

The Night Stalker "a madman whose lust for killing and depravity equaled, if not surpassed, that of Jack the Ripper"

Over the course of a few months Richard Ramirez would go on to rape, sodomize and murder over 16 people in the Los Angles area. Viciously stabbing or shooting his victims, Ramirez would go as far as gouging out their eyes and stabbing their chests repeatedly to the point of complete mutilation. Basing his murders around satanic rituals,he would scrawl demonic pentagrams around the victims home's he would break into at random.

kill count: 16
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Old 03-22-02   #34
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1.Jack the Ripper
2.
I would be, as a serial killer:Lizzy Borden, not by definition a serial killer, but a notorious killer nonetheless. One day as her father was napping on the living room sofa Lizzy Borden took an axe and hit her father's head with it repeatedly some where around 40 times, completely disfiguring his face into an unrecognizable mess of blood and gore. Almost immediately after Lizzy attacked her mother in her bedroom, again hitting her head with an axe over 40 times.

Lizzie Borden took an axe,
And gave her father forty whacks.
And when she saw what she had done,
She gave her mother forty-one.


kill count: 2


Ummm- thats nice - yuck!
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Old 03-22-02   #35
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woopy fucking do! i succeed in killing myself in 4-5 months with a gun... how pleasant to know that... but i dont think i will be getting my hands on a gun anytime soon for i am still a fucking minor and i have no need for a gun! stupid test.... its a big fat fucking liar
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Die of natural causes
(you have many years to live, from the date you read this)
Your choice of life style has enabled you to live a nice long life.. To eventually die of a stroke, or was it a heart attack? Either way you out lived just about anyone that gave a shit about you anyway.. Congrats.
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Old 03-23-02   #37
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Natural causes. Damn.

Now I need wait another fuckin' 60-70 years before I go boom...

Ah, fuck it.
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Old 03-23-02   #38
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Congratulations, You will...
Be Murdered
(you have 2 years 6 months and 13 days to live, from the date you read this)
Getting shot in the back while getting a quick 20 out of the ATM, then being dragged to a strange mans apartment where he disembowels you and slowly eats you over the course of a year isn't the most glamorous way to die, but at least you were dressed to impress... bling bling.

well isn't that nice
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Soll das einzige Ding das notwendig ist für den Triumph des Übels für gute Männer nichts. für was ist ein Mann der sagt er hat Glauben aber keine Urkunden machen?--Don't even bother trying to translate that, it doesn't make sense. It just looks cool and mysterious. I know, it is pretty damn sweet, isn't it?


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Congratulations, You will...
Burn to Death
(you have 6 years and 14 days to live, from the date you read this)
During one of your well known sex romps with the local slut, you neglected to put out your cigarette, and set fire to your house. Thinking your whales and moans to be those of passion, no one bothered calling 911... your death was one of the most painful imaginable.. And you didn't even get to cum.




damn.....


~runs out to buy more smokes~
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Congratulations, You will...
Take your own life
(you have 4 months and 7 days to live, from the date you read this)
After going through with your own well thought out version of columbine you finally turn the gun on yourself... the thick coat of brains and coagulated blood was a bitch to get off the auditorium wall. You sure showed them!
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