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Old 12-03-01   #1
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Santas reindeers

According to the ALASKA DEPARTMENT OF FISH AND GAME:

While both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each
year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter,
usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their
antlers until after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen had to be a
girl.

We should've known. Only women would be able to drag a fat man in a red
velvet suit all around the world in one night, and not get lost.
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rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
had a very shiny nose,
rudolph was really a woman,
but wouldn't let santa know...
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ack....i should have known (after all i am an ALASKAN)

how did you find out about that???are you peeking into our records *lol* just kiddin


hey arskin you should redo the whole song like that *lamo*
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hey arskin you should redo the whole song like that *lamo*
arskin? ok, you get the award for fucking up my name the worse today...
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