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Old 11-30-01   #1
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Jesus jokes

"Whats the differance between Jesus and an oil painting?"
"You only need one nail to hang up an oil painting."

"Why cant jesus eat M&M's?"
"They keep falling through his hands."

"Jesus Christ walks up to an inn keeper and hands him three nails and he asks....Can you put me up for the night."

"What did jesus say while being nailed to the cross?"
"OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW...."

"What did jesus ALSO say while on the cross?"
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend Easter vacation."

"Why cant jesus play sports?"
"He wears illeagal head gear."

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If you know any, post them.
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Old 12-01-01   #2
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LMAO!!!


oh man i love that second one, that's sick. excellent!



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lol...

Yeah, I liked that one, too.
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