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Two midgets vacationing in Las Vegas pick up a couple of hookers and
take them to their hotel room for a little fun. After a few cocktails
and some dancing, the lights go out, but the night doesn't go as
planned.

The first midget not only can't get a hard-on, but all night he has to
listen to his buddy grunting,
"One, two, three, HUH!" over and over. In the morning his pal asks him,
"So how was it?"

"I can't believe how much it sucked," says the first midget. "I
couldn't get hard all night. I'm so ashamed."

The second midget answers, "You think that's bad?
I couldn't even get up on the bed."
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