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Old 11-23-01   #1
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A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop.

From inside, they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say,
> "You, foreigners, come in! Come into my humble shop." So the married couple walked in.
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> The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you'd be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel."
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> The wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man had claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex hero he was.

> The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"

> The Pakistani man replied, "Why don't you try them on and see for yourself?"
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> Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on.
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> As soon as he slipped them on to his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in years - raw sexual power. In the blink of an eye, the husband rushed the Pakistani man, threw him on a table and ripped off the Pakistani man's pants. Unable to break from the attack, the shopkeeper screamed,
> "WRONG FEET, YOU'VE GOT THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!"
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