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Old 11-22-01   #1
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your mother!

hey! do your worst! insult the crap out of each other's mamas....

ok i'll start

your mother was a cretinous armadillo-fondler who was never short of prophylactics in a weasel-stroking competition.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

No...wait...I take that back...I have no problem with the horse you rode in on.
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Old 11-22-01   #2
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Your mothers like a hardware store.

10 pence/cents a screw.
Hello my children... welcome to my flock, everyone's welcome here.. some ask if i'm a follower of God.. 'Well', I say to them, 'There is Dark and Light, and one cannot live without the other' - And in this way I introduce them to my methods.. yes, my methods.. sometimes they are painful but they show the true light, and their truth is already there before I work to ease your soul of it's troubles, yes, you must feel the truth within you, the truth that is I... yes, i'm sure you feel it tugging at your chest.. u feel it, the connection.. don't worry, don't be afraid.. i've always been with you.. always been within you...

The Deacon, he tends his flock wherever he walks, he's got a neat line in mind control and psyonics, a real man with the visions.. be careful with this guy, his followers are everywhere and they seem to be linked...

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Old 11-22-01   #3
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Your mother is like a door knob; everyone gets a turn
Your mother is so stupid she gave your uncle a blow job because she thought it would help with his unemplyment.
Your mother is so fat, after I got done screwing her I rolled over twice and was still on her
Your mother is so ugly she has to tie a steak around her neck so dogs will play with her
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