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Old 11-08-01   #1
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Evils of drugs...

I thought this was pretty funny...


Evils of Drugs

Gatiep and Frankie were picked up by the cops for smoking' dope and
appeared in court on Friday before the Judge. The Judge said, "You
seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance
rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to
show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs
forever. I'll see you back in court on Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to Frankie
"How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, Your Honour, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever".
"17 people? That's wonderful! What did you tell them?" "I used a
diagram, Your Honour. I drew two circles like this: O o"...and told
them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this
(small circle) is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable!" said the Judge.

To Gatiep the judge said, "And you, how did you do?" "Well, Your
Honour, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156
people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?"

"Well, I used a similar approach. I drew two circles: o O" and said
(pointing' to the small circle) "this is your asshole before going
to prison..."
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Old 11-09-01   #2
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hahaha... that was pretty good.
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i am proceeding to laugh my ass off (whilst keeping an eye on the size of my asshole of course):p
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lmfao

Laugh, i thot Id die, die,I did die, they buried me, they threw dirt in my face. It tickled. And laugh, I thot Id die, die, I did die,......
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hehe...man i've heard that one before but it always cracks me up.......wicked


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