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Old 09-29-01   #1
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Gross!

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the
park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mommy what are they doing?"

The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm..... they are
making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two
monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother, "What are they
doing?" Her mother replies with the same response, "Making
cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother "Mommy, you and Daddy
were making cakes in the living room last night, eh?"

Shocked, the mother says, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
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Old 09-29-01   #2
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thats pretty funny
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Old 09-29-01   #3
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that was so damned funny. l*m*a*o*
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Old 09-29-01   #4
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is this one of your personal stories?
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Old 09-30-01   #5
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OH SHIT!

That might just be the funniest joke I have ever heard! HAHAHAHAHA That was GOOD!:metalhead
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Old 09-30-01   #6
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thats gross, but funny!!
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Old 10-09-01   #7
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just one thought.... ugh

(it was funny though)
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Old 10-09-01   #8
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i heard that one beofre, and it still disturbs me, poor child
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"Thou art no more an angel filled
With light, but a leech to be abhorred
And thou shalt suffer My burning will"...
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Old 10-09-01   #9
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That was disgusting! funny but eeewwwwwww :p
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Old 10-29-01   #10
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that kid is going to need some major therapy in later years....
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Old 10-30-01   #11
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I heard this a long time ago and I still think it's sick! But funny as hell!!! haha! :p
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