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Old 10-18-01   #1
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When viagra goes wrong....

One day this woman went to the doctor and asked for some help. "My husband doesn't find me sexually attractive anymore, can you help?"she asked. The doctor told her about a contraversial drug like viagra only much stronger. He didn't know yet what the sideaffects were. She decided to give it a shot.

That night she took out the bottle, put one pill in her husbands drink, and gave it to him after dinner. She went to bed and waited for a while and to her suprise, he came up to her about ten minutes later ready to go! Really fantastic sex!

Being so pleased with this, she gave him two pills the next night. Yet again, he didn't dissapointe her! The best sex she'd ever had!

The night after that, she thought she'd try something new and took the whole bottle and spilled it in the drink....

About a week later, the doctor called the woman's house and the son answered the phone. "Hello, I was just wondering how everything was going." the doctor asked. "Well....mom's dead, the dog ran away, my sister moved out, my butt hurts, and dad's out in the front yard, buck-naked yelling 'here kitty, kitty, kitty'."
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Re: When viagra goes wrong....

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One day this woman went to the doctor and asked for some help. "My husband doesn't find me sexually attractive anymore, can you help?"she asked. The doctor told her about a contraversial drug like viagra only much stronger. He didn't know yet what the sideaffects were. She decided to give it a shot.

That night she took out the bottle, put one pill in her husbands drink, and gave it to him after dinner. She went to bed and waited for a while and to her suprise, he came up to her about ten minutes later ready to go! Really fantastic sex!

Being so pleased with this, she gave him two pills the next night. Yet again, he didn't dissapointe her! The best sex she'd ever had!

The night after that, she thought she'd try something new and took the whole bottle and spilled it in the drink....

About a week later, the doctor called the woman's house and the son answered the phone. "Hello, I was just wondering how everything was going." the doctor asked. "Well....mom's dead, the dog ran away, my sister moved out, my butt hurts, and dad's out in the front yard, buck-naked yelling 'here kitty, kitty, kitty'."
this one has been put up already.
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I remember hearing this one a while ago. It's still funny, though.
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