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Old 10-10-01   #1
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You know your poor when

you know you poor when:
-you go to McDonalds and can only aford the katchup
-your idea of a 4 course meal is a potato, a hot dog, a glass of water, and a bun.
-you have to turn the clocks off at night to save energy
-you consider red necks high class
-for your wedding your parents made you marry you brother/sister since they could only aford one ceramony
-a homeless person gives you money
-your pet has to work for his own food
-a check of one million won't evan get you out of debt
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And the dead shall walk.
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Old 10-11-01   #2
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ah yes. i remember this feeling. probably because i am still having it. dammit and blast and bloody hell and sod it. shit, having no money sucks. yeah.


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Re: You know your poor when

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Originally posted by Elizabita
you know you poor when:
-you go to McDonalds and can only aford the katchup
ive done that. you get some funny looks when you say "no, its really for my coffee."
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my ass

This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant. known as:

"Millennia Year Application Software System" (MYASS).

Next Monday there will be a meeting in which I will show MYASS to everyone. We will hold demonstrations throughout the month so that all employees will have an opportunity to get a good look at MYASS.

We have not addressed networking aspects yet, so currently only one person at a time can use MYASS. This restriction will be removed after MYASS expands.

Some employees have begun using the program already. This morning I walked into a subordinate's office and was not surprised to find that he had his nose buried in MYASS. Some of the less technical people may be somewhat afraid of MYASS.

Last week my secretary said to me, "I'm a little nervous, I never put anything in MYASS before." I helped her through the first time and afterward she admitted that it was relatively painless and she was actually looking forward to doing it again, and was even ready to kiss MYASS.

There have been concerns over the virus that was found in MYASS upon initial installation, but the virus has been eliminated and we were able to save MYASS. In the future, however, protection will be required prior to entering MYASS.

This database will encompass all information associated with the business. As you begin using the program, feel free to put anything you want in MYASS. As MYASS grows larger, we envision a time when it will be commonplace for a supervisor to hand work to an employee and say, "here, stick this in MYASS."
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And the dead shall walk.
-From the spell of doom

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I was laughing so hard when I saw this!
http://www.madblast.com/oska/humor_bin.swf :fro:
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Awake O Dead, for there can be no rest for ye beneath the earth.
Let the splinterd bones burrow from the grave pall. Let cold fingers grip time-worn blades, and unseeing eyes survay the feilds of slaughter. For your time has come once more.
And the dead shall walk.
-From the spell of doom

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