[Darling Apathy]

The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting
with her young charges and she asked them what they
wanted to be when they grew up.

A twelve year-old said, "I want to be a prostitute."

The Mother Superior fainted dead away on the spot.
When they revived her, she raised her head from the
ground and gasped, "What did you say?"

The young girl shrugged. "I said I want to be a
prostitute."

"A prostitute!" the Mother Superior said. "Oh, praise
Sweet Jesus! I thought you said you wanted to be a
Protestant."

[ArSiNiK]

that was pretty good...

[Shiny Goat]

tasty

[xXDaRkDrEaMzXx]

*GIGGLES* good one

[Darling Apathy]

[FreakiDragon]

that's just plain wrong, good, but wrong