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Old 10-14-01   #1
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There was this case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where
patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11 a.m.,
regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something
to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery..... as to why
the deaths at 11 a.m. on Sundays?

So a world-wide team of experts was constituted and they decide to
go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So, on
the next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and
nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the
terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer
books and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits...

Just when the clock struck 11...


















Jose, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged
the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner
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Old 10-14-01   #2
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he ehe he...

great. that gave me a funny scream
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Old 10-14-01   #4
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HA that would suk for the people that died!
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Old 10-15-01   #6
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that's cute
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very nice vamp. youve done it once again
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Old 10-16-01   #8
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that is fukin hilarious......


what a dickhead. poor dumbass...
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