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Old 10-09-01   #1
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Trust me these are funny!

A twelve year old boy walks into a whore house holding a hundred dollar bill and a dead frog. He walks over to an employee and says, "Give me your best whore, I hear Mable is good, give me her." He goes in and does his deed, when he walks out the whore master says to him, "Why did you take Mable, she has the most diseases, and why are you carrying that dead frog?" The boy stands there and says, "Well you see, my parents are going out tonight and I will have a baby sitter, when she's there I'll get some from her. And when my parents get there my dad will bring her home, and on the way he's gonna screw her. Then later when my dad gets home he'll do it with my Mom. And finally when my dad leaves for work in the morning my Mom will do it with the milk man, AND THAT'S THE SON OF A BITCH THAT RAN OVER MY FROG!!!


An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like vroom vroom like she's driving a car. As she's going down the hall an old retired cop jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding. Can I see your driver's license?" She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper, and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way. Up and down the halls she goes again. Again, the same old cop jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross over the center line back there. Can I see your registration please?" She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way. She zooms off again up and down the halls, weaving all over. As she comes to the old cops room again he jumps out. He's stark naked and has an erection! The old lady in the wheel chair looks up and says, "Oh no, not the Breath-alyzer test again!"
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Old 10-10-01   #2
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Old 10-10-01   #3
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Old 10-10-01   #4
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ha thats cute, ummm poor kid he has a whore family
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And thou shalt suffer My burning will"...
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Old 10-10-01   #5
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hehe i liked the frog one, that was cool!


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Old 10-10-01   #6
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Old 10-11-01   #7
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lmao!!!!!!!

that granny is funny
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Shut up, I know I suck! *cries*
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i was actually serious, but whatever.
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