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Old 09-13-01   #1
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30 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man

"1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird.
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is it possible that...

...these were posted already sometime ago?
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oh oh

*looks down pants*

*screams and runs away*

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OH CRAP. I LOOKED AND, *runs off crying*
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~throws herself and starts laughing on the floor~
it had to be grip.
aww man those are mean nasty things. they re funny though.

damn youre really a man hater arent you? it s cool though. i ve said some shit like that to males before but they were assholes who thought they were the shit/ thought they could impress me like that. i d never say that to someone i care about though, regardless.
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vewy vwey funny shit , and abigale, nice addition. Cross, yes to your question.
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