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Old 09-07-01   #1
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5 Things..

I was inspired by a thread Death Grip posted..
NE Way:

5 Things Wrong With A Dick

1) A head with no brains
2) Only 1 eye
Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
4) Lives around the corner from an asshole
5) Best friend is a little pussy


I know its old but it's true.
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Old 09-07-01   #2
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lol that s funny. but he doesnt like that very much so i ll stop laughing now.
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Old 09-07-01   #3
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Re: 5 Things..

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Originally posted by ankh_tattoo
I was inspired by a thread Death Grip posted..
NE Way:

5 Things Wrong With A Dick

1) A head with no brains
2) Only 1 eye
Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
4) Lives around the corner from an asshole
5) Best friend is a little pussy


I know its old but it's true.
thank u

well ya'll know what they say about men

god gave man a penis and a brain, and only enough blood to run one at a time
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Old 09-07-01   #4
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Re: Re: 5 Things..

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thank u

well ya'll know what they say about men

god gave man a penis and a brain, and only enough blood to run one at a time
LMAO
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Old 09-08-01   #5
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that's unfortunately true....lol.. if people didn't wear clothes...women would rule...the earth..
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Old 09-08-01   #6
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that was great, i was laughing my ass off
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Old 09-08-01   #7
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hahaha that's funny.
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Oh how true that is...lol...
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Old 09-18-01   #9
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Then the effect would wear off though, and men would try to rise, until their lil willies got cut off.:p
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