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Old 09-05-01   #1
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Top Ten Reasons Computers Are Male

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

9. A better model is always just around the corner.

8. They look nice and shinny until you bring them home.

7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

3. The lights are on but nobody's home.

2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

1. Size does matter.
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But unlike a guy

You can turn the computer off and it will go away

The computer doesnt get jealous if you talk to another computer

there are more but i cant be assed to type it lol

But your list is so true though

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lol that's so true it's sad yet funny..
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hehe thats so true too!
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