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Old 09-06-01   #1
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I need your pick up line input

Here is my pickup line. Say it out loud for full effect.
Are you swedish, because you're the swedish girl I know!

Also: www.furnitureporn.com www.bonsaikitten.com
if you haven't seen either of those, they're amusing.

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A pick up line? . . . .
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Old 09-07-01   #4
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I already posted www.furnitureporn.com just so you know.. as for pick-up lines.. blah, most of them are on T-shirts now.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

And.. I can't think right now. Credit to Jeff Mash of Jokemail, here are some "Star Wars pick-up lines" he sent out on Wednesday:

Top 12 Pick-Up Lines Used by Star Wars Fans

12. Hey, beautiful. What’s a nice girl like you doing waiting in line without bathing for 10
days?

11. Your place or my Mom’s?

10. I . . . uh . . . ummm . . . I . . . uh . . . (slaps own forehead) Stupid!
STOO-pid!

9. You're even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend.

8. I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.

7. Date, or date not-there is no let’s just friends be.

6. If you only knew the power of the Dork Side.

5. How’s about a long time of Joe, in a bedroom not far away?

4. Nice buns, princess! On your head, that is.

3. Honey, you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places!

2. If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-the-box action figure, would you hold it
against me?

1. I'm gonna be an evil warlord when I grow up. Want a Milk Dud?
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I already posted [url]4. Nice buns, princess! On your head, that is.
I don't even get that one. Is that it. You confusse them first and then talk them into going back to your place to explain it.
 
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It's hard to understand things like these with a lacking sense of humor and abstainance from Star Wars.
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It's hard to understand things like these with a lacking sense of humor and abstainance from Star Wars.
Oh, Princess Leiha. Ha!

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Old 09-07-01   #8
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a pick up line from my friend jay....

you just go up to the girl and say.....

*in a thuggish voice*
"yo, bitch, quick, gimme yo' numba fore i don't want it no mo"

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that bonsai kitten page is disgusting.
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