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Old 08-31-01   #1
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Take the Cat/Human Quiz!

Cat/Human Quiz!

Humans:

Your cat waits and meows at the front door when you arrive. Is it saying:
a) Welcome home
b) The phone rang twice while you were out
c) Feed me, NOW

Your cat meows at the door when you go out. Is it saying:
a) Please don't leave me here all alone
b) Good-bye
c) But what if I get hungry while you out?

Your cat digs its claws in your leg. Is this:
a) An unsuppressed primal instinct
b) A sign of affection
c) A demand to be fed now

Your cat scratches at the door after being fed: Is it saying:
a) Lemme out - I need to use the garden
b) Wanna go out and play
c) Wonder what they've got to eat next door?

Cats:

Your human walks into the kitchen. Does this mean:
a) It's hungry
b) It's lost
c) You're hungry

Your human puts down a bowl of food for you. Is this:
a) Supper
b) Something to keep you going till supper's ready
c) Inedible junk to be scorned in favor of what the human's got.

Your human removes you from the top of the television. Does this mean:
a) You're in trouble - better not do it again
b) Nothing - humans do this from time to time
c) The human wants to play, so climb up again to amuse it.

Staircases are for:
a) Getting up to the human's bedroom at 4am
b) Lying in wait in the dark at the top of
c) Walking down just slower than the human in front of it.
d) All of the above
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Old 08-31-01   #2
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Re: Take the Cat/Human Quiz!

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Originally posted by Matter_Of_Shame
Cat/Human Quiz!

Humans:

Your cat waits and meows at the front door when you arrive. Is it saying:
a) Welcome home
b) The phone rang twice while you were out
c) Feed me, NOW yup

Your cat meows at the door when you go out. Is it saying:
a) Please don't leave me here all alone
b) Good-bye
c) But what if I get hungry while you out? yup

Your cat digs its claws in your leg. Is this:
a) An unsuppressed primal instinct
b) A sign of affection
c) A demand to be fed now yup

Your cat scratches at the door after being fed: Is it saying:
a) Lemme out - I need to use the garden
b) Wanna go out and play yup
c) Wonder what they've got to eat next door?

Cats:

Your human walks into the kitchen. Does this mean:
a) It's hungry
b) It's lost
c) You're hungry yup

Your human puts down a bowl of food for you. Is this:
a) Supper
b) Something to keep you going till supper's ready
c) Inedible junk to be scorned in favor of what the human's got. yup

Your human removes you from the top of the television. Does this mean:
a) You're in trouble - better not do it again
b) Nothing - humans do this from time to time
c) The human wants to play, so climb up again to amuse it. yup

Staircases are for:
a) Getting up to the human's bedroom at 4am
b) Lying in wait in the dark at the top of
c) Walking down just slower than the human in front of it.
d) All of the above yup
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Old 08-31-01   #3
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Re: Take the Cat/Human Quiz!

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Originally posted by Matter_Of_Shame
Cat/Human Quiz!

Humans:

Your cat waits and meows at the front door when you arrive. Is it saying:
c) Feed me, NOW

Your cat meows at the door when you go out. Is it saying:
a) Please don't leave me here all alone

Your cat digs its claws in your leg. Is this:
b) A sign of affection

Your cat scratches at the door after being fed: Is it saying:
a) Lemme out - I need to use the garden

Cats:

Your human walks into the kitchen. Does this mean:
b) It's lost

Your human puts down a bowl of food for you. Is this:
c) Inedible junk to be scorned in favor of what the human's got.

Your human removes you from the top of the television. Does this mean:
c) The human wants to play, so climb up again to amuse it.

Staircases are for:
d) All of the above
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haha, all of the above is my cat (the fat ugly basterd...) hehe
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Re: Take the Cat/Human Quiz!

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Originally posted by Matter_Of_Shame
Cat/Human Quiz!

Humans:

Your cat waits and meows at the front door when you arrive. Is it saying:

c) Feed me, NOW

Your cat meows at the door when you go out. Is it saying:

c) But what if I get hungry while you out?

Your cat digs its claws in your leg. Is this:
a) An unsuppressed primal instinct


Your cat scratches at the door after being fed: Is it saying:
a) Lemme out - I need to use the garden


Cats:

Your human walks into the kitchen. Does this mean:
b) It's lost

Your human puts down a bowl of food for you. Is this:

c) Inedible junk to be scorned in favor of what the human's got.

Your human removes you from the top of the television. Does this mean:

c) The human wants to play, so climb up again to amuse it.

Staircases are for:

d) All of the above
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