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Old 08-19-01   #1
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Poor Kid ...funny shit

Poor Kid

First grade class comes in from recess.

Teacher asks Alice: "What did you do at recess?"

Alice says, "I played in the sand box."

Teacher says "that's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you
can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."
She does and gets a cookie.

Teacher asks Billy what he did at recess.

Billy says, "I played with Alice in sand box."

Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'Box" correctly on
blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."
Billy does, and gets a cookie.

Teacher then asks Mustaffa Machmoud what he did at recess.

He says, "I tried to play with Alice and Billy, but they
threw rocks at me."

Teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant
racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write
'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."
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Old 08-19-01   #2
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ROFL.. I like that. That's how the teachers in my school are.
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Old 08-20-01   #3
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lmao

That's rich! I get thta, but because i intentionally piss my teachers off
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Old 08-23-01   #4
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That's some funny shit!!! :p LMAO
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i love that joke...
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