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Old 08-02-01   #21
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Okay a Blonde Joke

Now the thread is mine.

Sometimes I am amazed at these people who call me a whore. I am not a whore! I have never even kissed a boy. So, all of you can just stop asking how many kids I have. I always use condoms.

I guess, I should really tell you a blonde joke. Okay, I was picking up my blonde friend Swen from lock up. I asked him, "What happened?"

He told me the story, "Well I broke into to the old bag's place. Climbed in the side window, all slick and smooth not even a noise through the side window. Got all loaded up with nice jewelery and over three hundred cash. It was insane. All ready to go, I though she was gone and went out the front door. Just then she started yellin' and I started runnin'."

I got picked up later and at the trial she was all kittied up, like a cow with a matress on her back. They asked her, 'Do you recognize him.' she started yellin' and pointin', 'That is him, right ther. . . right there!" Then they asked, 'Are you sure you can recognize him.' She said,'Of course I can recognize him! He is my son!'

Well then, I guess you know a little more about me. All the sorted details are true. . . . not!!
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Old 08-09-01   #22
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Okay, now that no one is reading it at all, I was driving down the road and I saw Swen Sister Wanda (who has long flowing blonde hair) with her friend Lisa in her low rider. It was bouncing and doin' that theng. I asked her when she had the hydrolics installed. She said the she always had them. Just the the low rider stopped moving. She looked down a minute then said, "Lisa here's the key to the trunk. Go wake up Swen, I think he passed out again."
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Old 08-09-01   #23
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Those jokes are very old and still KoRnY.
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Old 08-10-01   #24
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Those jokes are very old and still KoRnY.
*slaps Freak on the back in a warm and friendly manner*

That's what I've been saying all along, dude . . .
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I am afraid to post one...Please Don't hate me.... but what do you call a blonde with pigtails??








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Old 08-11-01   #26
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Old 08-12-01   #27
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what is the blond doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

Whats the mating call of a blonde?

Im soooo drunk.

whats the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Get dressed and goes home

what do you call a smart blonde?

a golden retriver
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Old 08-18-01   #28
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Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?

A: Grade 4.



Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?

A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.



Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?

A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.



Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes?

A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.



Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blondes?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter, and they don't
mind if you bring friends.


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Old 08-24-01   #29
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This is all funny and everything, but I keep getting fired for putting whiteout on the computer screen.
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