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Old 08-21-01   #41
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A preist were taking a shower in the church and ran out of soap.
Thinking the church was empty, he walked naked down the hall to the supply closet. Half way back, the naked priest saw three nuns walking towards him. He immediately froze and pretended to be a statue. The first nun took one look and said "what a realistic looking statue!". The second nun reached and felt the priests dick, and he dropped a bar of soap. "Wow a dispenser!" she exclaimed. The third nun reached over, pulled on his dick and said "Hand Cream too!"
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