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Old 08-20-01   #21
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no particular reason..she just doesn't like me to get out...she thinks i will do dirty stuff....

plus she is crazy....i hate her.

my mom is the EXACT same way
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Re: 14 Things Mom wouldn't say...

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The Top 14 Things You'd Never Hear Your Mother Say
9> "Oh, no! Not ANOTHER friggin' grandchild!"
Nope...that was my mothers exact response the 2nd time I got pregnant...can you tell she's a loving grandma..?
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Nope...that was my mothers exact response the 2nd time I got pregnant...can you tell she's a loving grandma..?
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Ok I had to put this on the Forum and I hope Metagion doesn't haul off and hate me for this. I think those of us with royally fucked up mothers will like this one.
14 Things My Mother Would Never Say

14--You look lovely in all black with your hair in your eyes
13--Can you turn up the volume on that (fill in name of your favorite cd here) Leather Strip cd of yours honey I can't hear the demonic chanting very well.
12--Sure you can dance with the dead by the pale moonlight. Just don't forget to wear a sweater.
11--Should I get a piercing or a tattoo?
10--If you're going to sleep with him, why not invite him to spend the night.....HERE.
09--No honey this IS water NOT gin I'm drinking I swear.
08--Don't forget to pack your condoms
07--Can I borrow your black or dried blood lipstick
06--What's your log in name for the Dark Forum so I can talk to your friends??
05--Does this up sidedown/broken cross look good on me??
04--Of course you're boyfriends sweet I mean after all MONEY DOESN'T mean everything.
03--Damn why can't you be dealing drugs when we need the money????
02--Isn't her attitude delightful.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THING THAT WILL NEVER CROSS MY MOTHER'S LIPS--------------------

01--YOU'RE RIGHT I'M WRONG.
{and actually mean it}
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